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[canenotneeded]

I understand that this is new and exciting for you, Mun, and that you're getting very attached to your new fandom, but does this hunt for--what do you call it? Right. "Fanfiction". Do we really need to continue this?

The ideas it's giving you are...worrying.






Stop smiling like that. [:|]

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[canenotneeded]

[Isn't he always your conscience now, Sherlock?]

If you start calling me 'Jiminy Cricket', I really will clean the flat.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Of course John is, but chance in hell of Sherlock admitting that out loud. At the flat-cleaning comment, Sherlock levels the look.]

You wouldn't. It would mess up all my experiments.

[canenotneeded]

Then it'll be smart for you to keep your nicknames to yourself.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He offers a smug grin.]

Fine. So, is your mun still reading.... that... stuff?

[His nose is twitching.]

Mine has thankfully stayed away from it in this fandom. Of course I said I would leave if any of it were read about me.

[canenotneeded]

[He frowns a little, sighing]

She is, unfortunately. Her and her Sherlock-mun are practically feeding it to each other.

I suppose I should just be grateful she hasn't started writing any of her own.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

And that tells me everything I need to know about you, then...

[Yup, he's expecting John to turn into a sex-crazed lunatic any moment. Because that's what happens to characters when muns read that, right?]

[canenotneeded]

Does it...?


[...no, not usually.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Yes, isn't it obvious? You've made it perfectly clear: I'm not "your" Sherlock. So, off you go, then. I apparently hold no interest for you.

[He makes a 'shoo' gesture with a hand. But he won't admit that it stings just a bit.]