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I understand that this is new and exciting for you, Mun, and that you're getting very attached to your new fandom, but does this hunt for--what do you call it? Right. "Fanfiction". Do we really need to continue this?

The ideas it's giving you are...worrying.

Stop smiling like that. [:|]

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Given those fan stories, I'm not sure that's a good thing.

No, probably not, but it could always be worse.

How.

Well.

As far as I can tell, neither of them want us in constant misery. That's...something.

I'm not so sure about that. It just depends on your definition of misery.

[Open mouth, insert foot.]

[Ouch, Sherlock. Ouch.]

Right, well.

We'll just have to...make sure they keep that in mind.

[He notices there's a reaction, but he doesn't quite get why. (Yet.)]

...As if they ever listen to us.

[John doesn't really want to clarify, so. You might just have to stay in the dark on that one]

They might.

[He will press, eventually. If he doesn't work it out on his own. Which he's working on as he speaks.]

There's no track record of it.

That doesn't mean it won't happen, only that it hasn't been documented yet.

How optimistic of you.

[And John still seems short with him and slightly unhappy. Ugh, feelings, what are they, and why do they have to infiltrate his ~~new best friend~~ flatmate, anyway? What could be possibly be--

Oh. Sherlock's aware of those fanfictions too, you know. And thought thought he meant--

Ah.]

I only meant--

You know. Married to my work, as I said. I rather think anyone attempting to have a relationship with me of the sort depicted in those stories might end up rather miserable.

[It's a shame that the floor can't just open up and swallow him whole, because that would be world's better than having his conversation right now]

--Right. Yes, I. Of course they would, and anyway, I'm not--

It's not an issue, regardless because I don't. I'm not looking for what's in those stories. So.

Good, because some of them are highly disturbing. There was one--

Actually, just. Never mind.

Yes, please not get into how disturbing they are.

[He's still trying to delete enough of it without adding more]

[Oh, yes. Absolutely. ...And yet.]

Fascinating in theory, though.

...since when?

[Since our names appeared in them. Keep up, John.]

Since just recently, obviously.

I don't think 'interesting' is the word I'd use.

I did say in theory.

[NO DISAREEING WITH THE GENIUS, DR. WATSON.]

[THAT IS NOT A RULE HE HAS TO ABIDE BY]

I'm not a fan of this sort of theory so much. People already make too many assumptions about us for their own good.

[IT'S IN THE ROOMMATE AGREEMENT. YES, YOU DO.]

Their own good.

[John would like a copy of this agreement(that he doesn't remember agreeing to) for reference. :|]

Don't fragment my sentences like that--I said too much for their own good.

[Agreement is inconsequential. And a copy would require Sherlock to stay still long enough to write it all down, and god knows that would never happen. Even writing his blog entries are torture.]

What does their good have to do with it either way? How can if affect them?

[Without written record, no rules can be proven]

It affects me, Sherlock. I'd rather avoid these sorts of rumors if I can.

[Pfff, proof. You know he has one in his head, isn't that enough? What are you, Moriarty?]

But then it's not about their good, is it?

Anyway, I don't see why it affects you.

[...He really doesn't.]