I couldn't resist, from Dragonmanx's Horrostuck AU

[controledfreak]

This is ridiculous. You are being ridiculous. You do not even know a thing about me. You aren't even sure if this font is an accurate representation of my persona.

I demand that you release me to your headspace THIS. INSTANT.

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[old_one_hero]

I don't know whether to be irritated or interested.

[controledfreak]

Oh. You're here too? At this rate the whole gang is going to be here.

I guess that wouldn't be so bad.

[old_one_hero]

Actually you have the wrong guy.

I am far older than your group of friends.

[controledfreak]

[Blinks. All three of them.]

What?

[old_one_hero]

My name is Cthulhu, you mistook me for a friend of yours.

[strongestcoward]

Goodness.

What pretty eyes.

[controledfreak]

Well, at least one of you looks a little less weird.

[...barely...]

[strongestcoward]

Eh? A little less? How weird do you think I look?

[controledfreak]

On your personal scale of weirdness, what is the maximum conceivable allotment of weird?

[strongestcoward]

I'm an entity that drives entire worlds to madness by existing and I generate clowns when I sleep.

I think an 8.

omg I love that AU you're great.

[cheerub]

oh my.
these mundanes are qUite ridicUloUs, bUt yelling won't solve anything.
Unless that is sUpposed to be yoUr qUirk?

:DD

[controledfreak]

[Her eyes scan the Cherub in front of her. For the longest time it seems she's gone mute.]

What's a quirk?

[cheerub]

a qUirk is a distingUishing way of typing!
bUt if yoU don't know what one is then i gUess it isn't one. :u

[controledfreak]

[Her arm reaches up, revealing that instead of digits it's a three long tentacles extending from what is ostensibly her shoulder. It reaches over to Calliope's face with all the benign interest of a kid reaching for a piece of paper. Despite how creepy it all is, she only touches the swirl on her cheek.]

What is this?

[cheerub]

[She flinches a little from the touch, not really used to any physical contact whatsoever, but she tries not to look unnerved.]

my swirl!
all cherUbs have them.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Narrows...EYES...

Is that...

No it couldn't be...]

[controledfreak]

[Her eyes quirk curiously.]

Those words you are withholding from me. I demand that you speak them. Now.

[caligulas_aquarium]

FUCK could you keep it dowwn
an there i thought kar wwas loud an obnoxious as they come
anywway wwho the fuck are you supposed to be
you look familiar kinda

[controledfreak]

[Are you sure this is the person you want ticking off, Eridan? You really know how to pick your battles!]

I'm not going to keep anything down. You have no control over me, so don't even try.

Who are YOU supposed to be?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Maybe he'll pick up the concept in around 2500 sweeps or so.]

eridan ampora
noww cmon answwer me

[any_sane_adventurer]

M̕y ͝m͜y,͏ ̨th͢e͟re͡ you ͠are͡ ̀Gl'bg͜o̷l̛y̕b!

1/2

[controledfreak]

Oglogoth?

2/2

[controledfreak]

I should have known you wouldn't be far from here.

This entire place reeks of your insanity.

[any_sane_adventurer]

Oh͘h ͢I̴ know ̛y̶o͝u͡ ͡mi̸s͝s͠ed ͠m͠e.
Bu͜t ̸àc̶t̕u̷al̛ly̷ ́y͝ơu g̨o̕t ͜herè f̵i̶rs̷t͘,͞ ̵y̴o͠u'̨re҉ the̷ ͘ẁh͝o͡l͢e ͠re̛a҉s͝o̡n͡ ̷thi͞ş ͟gu҉y ͘p̴ic̴ked̸ ̶me͞ up.

[controledfreak]

I don't know which is more disturbing.

The fact that you knew that or the fact that somebody actually chose to have you in their headspace.

No wait, the fact that they did so voluntarily and still is still cognizant to type is the most disturbing.