I couldn't resist, from Dragonmanx's Horrostuck AU

[controledfreak]

This is ridiculous. You are being ridiculous. You do not even know a thing about me. You aren't even sure if this font is an accurate representation of my persona.

I demand that you release me to your headspace THIS. INSTANT.

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[any_sane_adventurer]

A̷l͢righ̵t̀ then.͏
So ́if I ̀e̵ve͢r ̕start̢ flirt̀i̶n̨g ͢wi̵t͢h you̕ ͟ag̷áiń I'm͟ a͘c̛t̨u҉ąl͘l̕ỳ go̡i̶ng̵ t́o ͘mean̴ it̀.

[She releases Gl'bgloyb since the hug seemed to have served its' purpose.]

[controledfreak]

[Pauses]

I didn't tell you to let go.

[any_sane_adventurer]

Ỳou̢ ̢w͜a̧n̵t m̢è to ̸k͘ęe͢p ͝huǵg҉i͜n̴g̷ ỳo͡u̵?

[This seemed a little strange given her reaction to it earlier.]

[controledfreak]

Well, now that you're making a big deal out of it no.

[POUT.]

[any_sane_adventurer]

A͜w ̸I͘'m̛ s͟or͢r͢y ̵if́ ͝I ͘k͡n͝ew͟ ͡y̨o͢ú w͘ere͟ ąct͟ua̧lly ͝l̸i̵k҉i̵ng i̷t ͟I̧ ͘wou̧ld͞ ̴o̡f̀ ke͏p͘t̸ h҉ugg̕ing̸ you̸.

[How can she not want to hug someone with such a cute pout. Still she'll leave it alone for now.]

Wh͡y͡ don't w̷e ̨g͏ǫ ̷an̶d̨ ͏g͠r̷a̸b́ ͝som͝ething ̡to ̀e͝at̷?̛
̧I̧'҉m͜ ķinḑ ͝ơf ͏cu͘ri̢ou̶s͢ ̸a̵bo̡u̶t̸ h́uman foo̴d̨.̶

[controledfreak]

Do you think they need to eat? They don't seem to use a lot of energy.

[any_sane_adventurer]

Yęah͘ ͏I'̷v̡e͢ see̵n s͡o̕m̴e o͝f̴ t̴h͘e҉m eat a̡l̵re͟a͢dy͡.

[controledfreak]

[Well, that was interesting, but...]

...how long were you observing them?

[INCREDULOUS.]

[any_sane_adventurer]

It did͡n't ͜t̡ak̶e ͘lo̷ng͘ to ͟s̴eè t͢h͝em̨ ͡e̡a̵t̵in͘g̶.
̧Be͝s̀ide̕s͜ y҉o͞u k̶n̶ow͢ m̶y ͟m͢ind́ ͡is ̡t̵h͝é least linea̢r̵ ̷out ̕o̡f ̵t̢h̡e ̢four o͠f͝ ̵us͏.̛
But҉ I ̸p͡romisę yo͟ư foun̴d ̢o̶ưt̸ ͘a̷bout h͢um̴aǹs be͢fore ͜m̨e͜,̶ i̕t͞'s̡ j̵u̶s͝t҉ ͏t͘hat ̡I manip̸uļated͡ ͡thin͝gs ̵to g̢et͝ my͘ ̴mi̛nd m̨ore͟ ̢s̸prȩa̧d ͘ou͞t.̵

[You think she'd risk making a scientific discovery without informing Gl'bgloyb?]

[controledfreak]

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Your proclivity to observe the mundane would be impressive if it wasn't so bizarre. But then again, I really can't say that is anything unusual for our species either.

...you didn't break your subjects again, did you?

[any_sane_adventurer]

N̡o no͝ I̕ w͢as̛ ̷o͞ņl̡y̷ o͞bs͘e͞r̷v͡ín͏g ͡t̶his ̴ti̷me.
Thoưg̕h̵ I've gǫt͡ten͡ h͟i̛nt̵ś ̢t͡h͠a͢t I ̛m͟igh͡t͟ ͟d҉o ̕m҉or̕e than͠ t͞ha͠t̛ in ͜t̡he҉ ͘ĺin̷e͢ar ̡fu͢tu̵rȩ.̴

[controledfreak]

I'm not surprised. But I will confess some pity for the poor fool.

[any_sane_adventurer]

We͢l͝l app͢a͏r͢ent͡l͢y ̧she̡ sur͠vives ̢sò ͟I mu̡st ҉of̛ ̧d͝one ͠s̨om̸eth͜ing̛ r̨i͡ght͢ ͡t̨h̢i͡s̀ t͘ime͜.̶

[controledfreak]

You want them to live?

Why?

[any_sane_adventurer]

T̡hȩr҉e'͏s̨ n̨o r͡eàl͞ p͠oi͟nt ̡i͟ņ ͠kįll͟in̸g͏ ̵ţh̨e҉m.͡
̕S̴e͟ęms ͠l̕i͞ke ͟a ̸w̡aste to me.̢

[She may or may not be hiding the rest of her reasoning for this.]

[controledfreak]

That sounds like something I would say.

[any_sane_adventurer]

Wèll͜ I҉ ͠me͞àn wḩa̷t'͏s̵ t҉h̡é pơint͡?
I͟ ̨d͞on'͘t f͢i̴nd́ it͘ ̨fu͢n͠ to͟ ͞kìl͡l sơmeo͢n͜e͝ I ͞b̢àŕe̢l̸y̡ ̡ev̨e̕n̡ k͟no͞w.̕
̕I̵t d͏o̷e̢s̸n̷'t re͏a҉ll͞y be̵n͡e͟f̸i̢t̵ m̕e is͝ ̧t͡h̨e͘ s͟ubjec̨t̶ d͠íes.̀
An͝d̶ ́r͟e̢a̸l͝ly̶ t͘h̨e ̴o͜n͟ly̨ way͝ I'd̀ w͞a͜nt to k͟il͘l͢ ̢so͡meth͢i̸n͝g ̸is͟ t͡hȩy ̶hurt͢ ̕you.̀
Ơr͏ ̡one̶ ơf t̵he g̀u̕ys̵.

[controledfreak]

Do you really think they can be harmed?

[any_sane_adventurer]

A̖̲̹̫̪͎̦n̝͎̼̱̝̪̤y̙̗̗͠t̬͟h҉͕̙͚̱͔i̘͎̦n̵̠͔̘̞̼g̷̬ ̬̳̹̱̖̳ͅc͉̲͙̦̳̗͉͟a̧̦n͡ ̪͎͕͚͚͟b̬̣e͏̖͍̤̙̦͔ͅ ̬h͚͍a̖̖͔̫͔̲ͅr̴͎͍͍m̨̥̩̹͚é̥̞̜̰̪̤̰d ̵͖w̴̟͉i̦̻̭͖͉t͚̱͉̥̪h̪̲̮͓̝͘ ṭ̙̗h͚͇̕ȩ̺̝̳̯͕ ̷̮̫r͏i͍̯̟̠̦̱̻gh̶͖̬t҉̲̟ ̨̼̬͉m͕̼̲̪̣͈e̝̼̣t͈̭̠̬̯̘̲h̺͖̰̳̼͎o̹͍̪̩d͚̖͝.̧̰͙
͢Th̝̜̯̗̺̼e͈r͕̙ẹ ̴͖̘̝i̹̠̦͇̯͚s̟̲͙͉͈̼̫ ̰̭̱̥͈͙̤s͙o̦̱̱̗͉̤͝ ҉͎̭m̦̭u̶ͅc̲̣͍ẖ̯̻̘ ͔̘̹̼͉͘y̦̳̠̤o̢͕u̹̥̮ ̺̖a̼l̷̦͕̣̤̜͔l̩̗̯ ̪̼͖̰̖̙̣̀d̳̳̟͓͖̙̼o̲̬̣̫n̜̰͎'̜̙̜͓͡ͅt͖͚̮̠ k̲̗͉͙̖̖͠n̙o͕̳w̢ ͈abo̸̼͚͇u̱̻̯͞t͖̯̮̦̖͇̙ ̸̼̖̥̝̳͔̮y͈̥̹e̷̮͎͔͔̺t͓̠̥̖.̠͓

[controledfreak]

All the more reason to continue my research, then.

[any_sane_adventurer]

Òf̨̟̰̻̯ͪͣ̿ ̺̼͇̹ͯc̛̩̹̱̠̮̈́͋ͤͣ̄́̏o̫̻͕̼̻̟̜ͯ͋̐̐͞uͮ̾͢r͙͖͈͍͉͗͞ͅs̲̭̫̝̜͑̈́̅̈́̈́͞e̜͈̗̙̯.͓͕̯̾̓͝