I couldn't resist, from Dragonmanx's Horrostuck AU

[controledfreak]

This is ridiculous. You are being ridiculous. You do not even know a thing about me. You aren't even sure if this font is an accurate representation of my persona.

I demand that you release me to your headspace THIS. INSTANT.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

you cant speak intelligible like as youre doin noww the wway i knoww of you
its all this creepy haze a indecipherable hushed noise i wwant nothin to do wwith an cant evven begin to try an get
unless you CAN an youre just bein an ass about it
but eitherwway only a select feww on alternia understand it wwho aint a gargantuan undulating monstrosity

[controledfreak]

This isn't my language. I am using my player's knowledge of language and using the words in my player's mind to speak.

But you say an indecipherable hushed noise? Hmm...

[She extends her hands again... Eridan might feel a creepy sensation as the horrorterror is attempting to tune in on the troll's natural frequency. He'd hear nothing intelligible yet. She's more like a boombox that's screeching with horrible sound distortion.]