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[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Ye mortal FOOL should have known better than to anger a wizard! I cast a curse upon thee! For the next HUNDRED YEARS YOU SHALL .. no wait, A THOUSAND YEARS ... no no no.. FOREVER! Yes my curse shall last FOREVER!!! BWAHAHAHAAA!!!

Also I shall use my terrifying powers to preclude you from typing this! Yes, yes! You are not posting anything! Good! There is no journal. You cannot type any -- You're still typing. _{was that the wrong spell?} I MEAN, I MEANT to do that!

Yes. It's all going according to PLAN! Everything's coming up Merasmus!

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[notsogrimreaper]

Oh! I've never had a roommate!

But I'm sure if he forgot, he had a good reason! You don't need to curse him!

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Yes yes. His reason was that he buried the fridge in the front yard where his rent was eaten by the massive amounts of raccoons he lured into my castle with spoiled food.

If ever you have one, do not room with a Soldier.

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh no... that sounds really bad. Why did he want to bury the fridge?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

With Soldier, one can never be certain. It was probably made in Japan.

[notsogrimreaper]

I'm from Japan! [Yes, this is all Ryoji got out of the situation.]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Well then you had best take care to NEVER be in the vicinity of him! For he is cursed with a crippling and FATAL case of patriotism.

[notsogrimreaper]

I'll try to remember that, Merasmus-san! Where are you from?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

I'm from beneath the bowels of the earth, an ethereal realm most could neither find nor comprehend!

Though most recently I have a castle on the edge of a desert in California.

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh, wow! California must be really nice and warm! Do you have a pool?

[Yeah, the 'bowels of the earth' part doesn't faze Ryoji, especially since he was born from nothingness itself and then recreated in a lab experiment gone horribly wrong.]

And then I took a hundred years on this. MAGICIAN TIME.

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

No ye fool! It's in a wasteland known as Death Valley! Only the bravest venture far enough to see the very outline of the spires that make up my domain!

And no. I did but Soldier filled it with severed heads, so I filled it in.

Magicians can time travel, sure! :P

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh... I think we talked about that once in class.

[Of course, Ryoji wasn't really paying attention.]

W-What? That's horrible!

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

What manner of schooling was this where you learned about filling in pools?

[notsogrimreaper]

N-No! I meant learning about Death Valley!

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Oh.

Very well.

That's acceptable then.

What did you learn?

[notsogrimreaper]

[...You're asking this kid what he learned in school? He was there for a month, and about 29 days of that month were spent flirting with girls when he was supposed to be working.]

...It's hot?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

[Sigh.]

Well yes.

Did you also learn that its on an ancient ley line that acts as a power conduit for mystical properties? What about it's locational proximity to the mouth of the spiritual realm? And it's very low property tax?

[notsogrimreaper]

Wow! I didn't learn any of that stuff! So you're more powerful because you live there!

[He of all people should at least know it's close to the spiritual realm. Silly Death.]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

That is it precisely!

[He can't be blamed for not knowing about TF2's insane world map. Like Australia being a super power and having a mineral known as Moustache-ium.]

Of course I would be powerful anywhere. ANYWHERE. But even more powerful there!

And I had to move my castle from Scotland because of some silly law against using child labor to sweep my library. Forsooth.

[notsogrimreaper]

Huh? We learned about child labour in class too. It's not good... I mean, they're just kids!

[You are the best at fighting for rights, Ryoji.

...Also, does Moustache-ium make you grow one? That may help him get a few dates...]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

I paid them!

[And sometimes cursed them to haunt the moors at night as ghostly apparitions. But whatever.]

And the innocence of childhood can't last forever.

[yes it does. Also loads of chest hair.]

[notsogrimreaper]

Did you pay them really well?

...And, well, um, I guess that's true...

[Seeing as Death had to end the world at 10 years old. :|

Ooh, some girls think that's sexy, right?]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Not only did I pay them, I imparted onto them great TOMES OF WISDOM.

[Sure Death. Sure.]

It was an honor for them to be chosen to clean my castle!

[notsogrimreaper]

Wow, tomes of wisdom? What did they have in them? I could have used one for high school...

[Yeah, Ryoji, because an ancient sorcery text would totally help you with finals.]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Magical transcriptions that transcend both TIME AND MEANING!

Also recipes for haggis.

[notsogrimreaper]

Woooooow...

What's haggis? Is it as good as ice cream?

[NO IT'S NOT RYOJI.]