a_magicianinviteshimself (
a_magicianinviteshimself) wrote in
dear_mun2012-10-29 01:17 pm
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Ye mortal FOOL should have known better than to anger a wizard! I cast a curse upon thee! For the next HUNDRED YEARS YOU SHALL .. no wait, A THOUSAND YEARS ... no no no.. FOREVER! Yes my curse shall last FOREVER!!! BWAHAHAHAAA!!!
Also I shall use my terrifying powers to preclude you from typing this! Yes, yes! You are not posting anything! Good! There is no journal. You cannot type any -- You're still typing. was that the wrong spell? I MEAN, I MEANT to do that!
Yes. It's all going according to PLAN! Everything's coming up Merasmus!
Also I shall use my terrifying powers to preclude you from typing this! Yes, yes! You are not posting anything! Good! There is no journal. You cannot type any -- You're still typing. was that the wrong spell? I MEAN, I MEANT to do that!
Yes. It's all going according to PLAN! Everything's coming up Merasmus!

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But I'm sure if he forgot, he had a good reason! You don't need to curse him!
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If ever you have one, do not room with a Soldier.
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Though most recently I have a castle on the edge of a desert in California.
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[Yeah, the 'bowels of the earth' part doesn't faze Ryoji, especially since he was born from nothingness itself and then recreated in a lab experiment gone horribly wrong.]
And then I took a hundred years on this. MAGICIAN TIME.
And no. I did but Soldier filled it with severed heads, so I filled it in.
Magicians can time travel, sure! :P
[Of course, Ryoji wasn't really paying attention.]
W-What? That's horrible!
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Very well.
That's acceptable then.
What did you learn?
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...It's hot?
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Well yes.
Did you also learn that its on an ancient ley line that acts as a power conduit for mystical properties? What about it's locational proximity to the mouth of the spiritual realm? And it's very low property tax?
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[He of all people should at least know it's close to the spiritual realm. Silly Death.]
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[He can't be blamed for not knowing about TF2's insane world map. Like Australia being a super power and having a mineral known as Moustache-ium.]
Of course I would be powerful anywhere. ANYWHERE. But even more powerful there!
And I had to move my castle from Scotland because of some silly law against using child labor to sweep my library. Forsooth.
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[You are the best at fighting for rights, Ryoji.
...Also, does Moustache-ium make you grow one? That may help him get a few dates...]
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[And sometimes cursed them to haunt the moors at night as ghostly apparitions. But whatever.]
And the innocence of childhood can't last forever.
[yes it does. Also loads of chest hair.]
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...And, well, um, I guess that's true...
[Seeing as Death had to end the world at 10 years old. :|
Ooh, some girls think that's sexy, right?]
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[Sure Death. Sure.]
It was an honor for them to be chosen to clean my castle!
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[Yeah, Ryoji, because an ancient sorcery text would totally help you with finals.]
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Also recipes for haggis.
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What's haggis? Is it as good as ice cream?
[NO IT'S NOT RYOJI.]
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