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[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Ye mortal FOOL should have known better than to anger a wizard! I cast a curse upon thee! For the next HUNDRED YEARS YOU SHALL .. no wait, A THOUSAND YEARS ... no no no.. FOREVER! Yes my curse shall last FOREVER!!! BWAHAHAHAAA!!!

Also I shall use my terrifying powers to preclude you from typing this! Yes, yes! You are not posting anything! Good! There is no journal. You cannot type any -- You're still typing. _{was that the wrong spell?} I MEAN, I MEANT to do that!

Yes. It's all going according to PLAN! Everything's coming up Merasmus!

Comments

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh! You're the one who gave me ice cream! Thanks, Merasmus-san!

[Yes, it's probably a different Merasmus, but hey, maybe he can magic up ice cream again!]

Beautiful. <3

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

No foolish child! I have given you .. wait what? I did?

I'm sure it was for devious and EVIL purposes! Did I put Ice Cream on the wheel of fate again? I thought I took that off.

N-No, you. o///o

[notsogrimreaper]

Yes, you did! Chocolate soft serve! In a cone!

...A-Are you sure? Because it didn't taste evil... and I'm not dying or anything. [Granted, there's not a lot of ways to kill Ryoji, but...]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

It may take minutes, hours or even YEARS to fully grasp the horrible thing I have done to you! What could it be? A curse to stub your toe everyday? Inability to see the color mauve? YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WRETCHED FOOL.

[notsogrimreaper]

...Being colourblind to one colour really doesn't seem that bad. My friends can use elemental spells and stuff! And I guess I can a little... [Though he doesn't really enjoy being in his Thanatos form.]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

But how many mauve things will you miss out on? What about chartreuse? Eggshell? IT MAY BE ANYTHING.

Wait, how do they use elemental spells to see colors? That .. doesn't even make magical sense.

[notsogrimreaper]

Chartreuse? What colour is that? [High school student who's technically ten, man. Try simpler colours.]

No! I meant they could use those spells, which are more powerful than colour spells! Can you use elemental spells?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

IT'S THE TERRIFYING COLOR OF ... it's kind of a yellowish green.

OF COURSE! I can use every spell for I posses the TOME OF ELDRITCH HORROR!

[Gratuitous waving of his staff goes here.]

FIRE. FIRE FOR EVERYONE AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Or more like a nice bonfire for roasting hot dogs on. Same diff.]

[notsogrimreaper]

Ohhh... sounds kind of gross.

AH! No! Don't hurt me! I'm too young to-

Eh?

[Spots the little campfire next to him.]

Aw, cute! Can we get some marshmallows to make s'mores?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

NO. IT'S A DANGEROUS AND UNPREDICTABLE -- [Sigh.]

Yes.

But they must be SINISTER s'mores of the macabre!

[notsogrimreaper]

Sure, they'll be really sinister!

[Sits down next to the fire and grins, patting the space beside him.]

Do you know a spell for graham crackers and chocolate?

Hayley's just gonna troll you now.

[bloodredridinghood]

Kali ma! Kali ma! KALI MA!

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

They had better be for I am not one to trifle with!

[The most dramatic of sitting! Never has one magician wearing a dead sheep on his head looked so majestic sitting next to a fire!]

I am versed in all the lore of the horrors of old; bestowed unto me is the Bombinomicon a tome of unspeakable horrors. And bombs! I do not waste my magical talent on paltry graham crackers and chocolate!

<3

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Do not mock a magician! I will cast a plague upon you!

[hates_hippies]

Merasmus! How many times do I have to tell you? WE. ARE. OUT. OF. FOOD!

Oh, and one of the racoons ate some kinda magic-thingy from your medicine cabinet and has grown about 30 feet tall.

...it's also ruining half the town. Just realized that was a bit important. So If anyone asks, I was not involved.

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

BLASPHEMY! I have gone to the grocers just ..

Did you bury the fridge again? Without taking out the food first?

[hates_hippies]

Nope! In fact if I'm going to be honest, it was probably the massive raccoon.

I bet it could eat that fridge like a potato chip!

[bloodredridinghood]

Oh really? Until I see you escape certain death or pull a rabbit out from somewhere, I aint believing that.

What sort of plagues have you cast and who have you cast them on, Mr. creepy horned skull hat guy?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

It's not a hat! This is a relic of an ancient and TERRIFYING evil. Contained in this skull is the most unspeakable of horrors. Do not trifle with me lest I let them loose upon you!

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

These raccoons be YOUR problem Soldier!

And why are you still at my castle?

[notsogrimreaper]

Well, sure! But someone with that much power should be able to magic up something as simple as that.

I mean... if you don't, maybe I won't believe you're a magician!

[Griiiiiin. Oh, Ryoji's a sneaky one.]

[bloodredridinghood]

For supposedly "unspeakable horrors", you sure are talking them up alot.

[overdosing]

What a horrifyingly vile spell! Is it supposed to take this long to work?

[because who can tell with magic, seriously.]

[hasstandards]

Don't you ever shut your bloody mouth?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

That's not how magic works! It's not an exact science! I can't say Bowoz Bragazza and have chocolate appear!

[Though now chocolate chips are faining from the clouds. Huh. How about that.]

I MEANT TO DO THAT!