Mun is turning him Tenta in the near future. Muse is less than thrilled.

[not_onyourside]

Non! Eet ees not as humorous as you seem to zhink! Eet will not be cute eet will be horrendous.

I'm going to be slimy, disgusting, and will shrivel up eef out of water. Clearly you have not zhought zhis zhrough. How will I walk let alone anyzzing else?

And what about my suits!

[Priorities. He has them.]

Comments

[sentryslinger]

Now why would your mun go and do a thing like that?

[not_onyourside]

I do not know. But I don't like eet. I'm going to be slimy.

[sentryslinger]

I don't expect anyone would like bein' slimy, Spy.

Your mundane won't reconsider this at all? You've got an important job to do, and as much talent as you've got with your hands, I don't think it's going to be the same with tentacles.

[not_onyourside]

Eet will be lovely, I will crawl towards zhe intelligence on my hands, leaving a slimy trail behind me while only zhe upper portion ees invisible. Zhis ees zhe best idea. My mundane ees very intelligent.

[sentryslinger]

[He adjusts his goggles.]

I'm guessin' she doesn't understand the details of work like ours.

[not_onyourside]

Not at all. She zhinks I can live een zhe sewers and all will be well.

[sentryslinger]

Well, there are a few bases with sewers, but I don't think that's going to work as well as she thinks it might, if that's her plan.

/reads suits as sluts. welp. XD

[notintehkitchen]

I bet Sniper will be happy. It'll be easier to stay away from you if need be!

Well those won't be happy about tentacles either

[not_onyourside]

Hmf. He will not even know since we're not at zhe same base.

I'm going to need someone to carry me.

They might like them.

[notintehkitchen]

How much are you going to weigh?

[What she means is are you going to be a little tentaspy or a big tentaspy?]

Spy's very own hentai..

[not_onyourside]

I do not know. I assume a lot since tentacles are well --- tentacles.

[He'll be big. Sorry he's not pocketsized to sit on people's heads.]

Also I'll be all wet and slimy.

LOL

[notintehkitchen]

[Aw, he could of been a new friend for Jell-O to play with! Tentacle buddies!]

They are, but they are also very cute. Jell-O likes to stick to my face with his.

[not_onyourside]

Ees zhat zhe little green blob? I zhink mine will be longer. And have suckers on zhem.

[hasstandards]

You're... what?

[And don't think he doesn't see that conversation with Pyro and no, he does not want to keep you as a pet and is not telling you what happened to the collar BLU Pyro gave you.]

[not_onyourside]

[He just points at the icon and folds his arms and looks away. He's not happy about this either.]

[hasstandards]

Nrgh. My mundane better not have anything to do with this.

[not_onyourside]

Eet ees mostly zhe fault of mine. But she ees mentioning zhat yours said somezzing about feels.

[hasstandards]

Feels? She feels what? The urge to be obnoxious and get us into all kinds of trouble?

[not_onyourside]

I do not know. At least you are not going to be half sea creature. How will I walk? Or eat?

[eyestothesky]

There's mean and then there's just nasty, and your mun just catapulted herself waaaay over the line there.

You just don't mess with a classy suit. even my mun doesn't stoop that low.

[Yes I do, shut up.]

[not_onyourside]

[Finally! Someone who understands his horrible dilemma.]

Eet ees a travesty! She ees a horrid woman who be ashamed of herself. Zhis suit ees zhe finest handwoven silk and she wants to put me een a sewer wez eet!

[eyestothesky]

That's just not right. Got my sympathies. [One classysuitbro to another.]

[not_onyourside]

I do not know what I am going to do about zhis.

[He rubs his eyes through the mask. This just ain't cool bro.]

[lionbitch]

What is the use of good clothing if you're going to ruin them?

[not_onyourside]

My point exactly! Eets zhe mundane who does not understand zhe concept. I will ruin all my jackets wez filzy slime and water.