Mun is turning him Tenta in the near future. Muse is less than thrilled.

[not_onyourside]

Non! Eet ees not as humorous as you seem to zhink! Eet will not be cute eet will be horrendous.

I'm going to be slimy, disgusting, and will shrivel up eef out of water. Clearly you have not zhought zhis zhrough. How will I walk let alone anyzzing else?

And what about my suits!

[Priorities. He has them.]

Comments

[sentryslinger]

Now why would your mun go and do a thing like that?

[not_onyourside]

I do not know. But I don't like eet. I'm going to be slimy.

[sentryslinger]

I don't expect anyone would like bein' slimy, Spy.

Your mundane won't reconsider this at all? You've got an important job to do, and as much talent as you've got with your hands, I don't think it's going to be the same with tentacles.

[not_onyourside]

Eet will be lovely, I will crawl towards zhe intelligence on my hands, leaving a slimy trail behind me while only zhe upper portion ees invisible. Zhis ees zhe best idea. My mundane ees very intelligent.

[sentryslinger]

[He adjusts his goggles.]

I'm guessin' she doesn't understand the details of work like ours.

[not_onyourside]

Not at all. She zhinks I can live een zhe sewers and all will be well.

[sentryslinger]

Well, there are a few bases with sewers, but I don't think that's going to work as well as she thinks it might, if that's her plan.

[not_onyourside]

Aside from zhe fact zhat eets a sewer I don't zhink she's taken eento acount zhat I need to eat, sleep and bazhe. What does she zhink I am going to eat? Out of zhe sewer?

[sentryslinger]

I can't see you as the type to eat anything that'd end up down there.

Maybe your team can stick you in an aquarium until something can be done.

[not_onyourside]

[Shudder.]

Non. I don't even want to touch a sewer. Won't eet leech zhrough my tentacles and make me ill?

An aquarium? I am short, but I'm not zhat small. Maybe a bazhtub.

[sentryslinger]

I really don't know much about how those critters and their limbs work, Spy. I really couldn't tell ya. Medic might, though.

[not_onyourside]

I am not asking him! He ees zhe one who ees making me half octopus!

[sentryslinger]

Medic? Now why would go and—

[He just answered his question right there. This is Medic they're talking about, and some of them can be a bit... strange.]

RED, or BLU?

[not_onyourside]

[He crosses his arms and looks disgruntled.]

RED. Zhe one on my team even.

[sentryslinger]

I'd offer to speak to him if he was a BLU, but I don't think a RED will listen much to me. I guess you're on your own with this one, unless you want to appeal to someone on your team to try their luck with him.

[not_onyourside]

Assuming zhey do not just shoot me because I am a disgusting monster.

[sentryslinger]

What about those teammates you thought you could trust? You didn't scare 'em away with the waffles, did ya?

[not_onyourside]

Zhey are not at my base.

I am going to shoot zhem all wez ink.

[Too bad that's squid, not octopus.]

[sentryslinger]

That might not be a way to get them to help you. And if you can't walk, you're gonna need help.

[not_onyourside]

You zhink someone will carry me?

[He's getting a leer in his eye like he might be about to jump on Engie's back and test that theory.]

/reads suits as sluts. welp. XD

[notintehkitchen]

I bet Sniper will be happy. It'll be easier to stay away from you if need be!

[sentryslinger]

[He's just going to take a cautious step back.]

Someone might if you ask politely.

Well those won't be happy about tentacles either

[not_onyourside]

Hmf. He will not even know since we're not at zhe same base.

I'm going to need someone to carry me.

[not_onyourside]

Hmm. Maybe eet will not be so bad.

[He eyes Engineer one last time before disappearing. Oh but he's not gone. Not at all.]

They might like them.

[notintehkitchen]

How much are you going to weigh?

[What she means is are you going to be a little tentaspy or a big tentaspy?]