Mun is turning him Tenta in the near future. Muse is less than thrilled.

[not_onyourside]

Non! Eet ees not as humorous as you seem to zhink! Eet will not be cute eet will be horrendous.

I'm going to be slimy, disgusting, and will shrivel up eef out of water. Clearly you have not zhought zhis zhrough. How will I walk let alone anyzzing else?

And what about my suits!

[Priorities. He has them.]

Comments

[hasstandards]

What? You said you weren't sure 'ow it could be worse, and I told you.

[not_onyourside]

Ees eet not bad enough to be experimented on zhe once? And have tentacles?

Perhaps I can talk her out of zhis. Zhis ees not a good idea.

[hasstandards]

If you manage it, let me know how it's done. I have yet to talk my mundane out of her ridiculous notions.

[not_onyourside]

Well I talked her eento a consolation prize for all zhe trauma she puts me zhrough.

[He carefully pulls something out of his pocket.]

His name ees biscotti.

[hasstandards]

[He stares at the rabbit, eyes trailing slowly back to Spy.]

You have got to be joking.

[not_onyourside]

Why would I be joking?

Would you like to hold him?

[hasstandards]

How many times do I have to tell you that rabbits aren't pets?

[Crossing his arms. No, he doesn't want to hold him.]

[not_onyourside]

But look at his floppy ears! He cannot survive een zhe wild.

[He holds the rabbits ears up with his fingers and then lets them drop. Also he can't survive because he's a pet rabbit from a store.]

You should pet him. He's very soft.

[hasstandards]

[Sigh. He's not going to argue with Spy's logic on what can and can't survive in the wild because it's an impossible fight. He gives the rabbit the slightest pat on the head as though it's the most troublesome chore in the world.]

[not_onyourside]

[Spy grins. The rabbit just twitches his nose.]

He ees going to keep me company at Double Cross. I have a nice big cage for him and a proper harness so I can take him outside.

[hasstandards]

... You're taking the rabbit for walkies.

[not_onyourside]

I do not want to keep him een a cage all zhe time. Eets cruel.

[And he would know.]

Besides, zhen he can eat zhe grass.

[hasstandards]

[Another sigh. This is stupid rabbits aren't pets bloody idiot should just get a bloody dog if he wants a pet good practical obedient loyal dog a rabbit is not a pet]

Right. And I suppose I'll be seein' him if I ever drive down to Double Cross for any reason.

[not_onyourside]

Absolument. Eef you are nice I may even let you feed him a carrot.

[hasstandards]

Aces. Lookin' forward to it.

[not_onyourside]

Eet will be zhe hilight of your day. Just you wait.

[Spy holds the bunny up eye level with him and whispers something disgustingly sweet to it before cuddling it against his chest.]

[hasstandards]

[His eye roll is practically audible.]

It's gonna be just as fat as the last one if you're intendin' to coddle it that much.

[not_onyourside]

Eets colder here. He needs to bulk up for warmzh.

[hasstandards]

Does he.

[That wasn't even a question, Sniper.]

[not_onyourside]

Of course! Eets for his own good.

[Naturally.]