Muse is tired of Mun's Violent thoughts

[goldenglasses]

You know, thinking about killing someone isn't going to get your work done any faster. No, coming here and talking to me isn't going to help either. Wha-

NO! YOU CAN NOT MURDER YOU BOSS AND PUT THE BLAME ON ME! ...no, I won't stand near him until someone wants to shoot me either. No, you cannot push him out the window. Mun, your office doesn't even have windows. Where are you going to find poison at this time of night to put in his drink anyway? I think a bomb would be a bit extreme... and messy.

Huh? A whole box of donuts just for me?! All I have to do is let you see my gun for a minute?!

Waiiiiiit a second. Oh, that's low. Can't I have the donuts anyway?

For the last time NO! I will not help you kill your boss! Why are you even thinking of me!? Go talk to that weird dragon-thing girl in your head. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Man, I mean really. Can't we all just get along? Just remember you have that comic convention thing. Two whole extra days of work will help you maybe buy something there instead of just staring! Huh!? What do you say!?

...no. Not even for two boxes. [Sigh.]

Comments

[derringers]

I leave for a few months and your player is trying to frame you for murder. Really, can't you keep out of trouble? You've got a nephew to set an example for, now, don't you? Or was it a girl? Either way.

[goldenglasses]

You were right. It's a boy. His name's Noah. Did you know they made me the Godfather? Heh, a bit hard to believe. I'm sure Milly can't wait to show and tell you all about him.

[YEAH! 'Cause it's just Milly! It's not like he misses you like crazy or anything!





:(]

[derringers]

I'm not really surprised. I don't think I could see either of them naming anyone else godfather. You're Wolfwood's best friend, after all.

Ah, r-right. I can't wait to hear how she's handling motherhood.

[goldenglasses]

Well, I mean, Milly has a lot of brothers back home I'm sure could fill the roll much better than I could.

And she's an amazing mother. I think you'd be proud by how much she's grown in these past few months.

[derringers]

Her family's so big, I have no idea how she could choose from all of them, if she had to... but, I think they'd still choose you.

I know I would be. Milly impresses me all the time.

[goldenglasses]

You think so? I dunno, I think one of her brothers would do a better job.

[derringers]

But you're the one who's important to both of them.

[goldenglasses]

Heh, I guess. [Man! Stop it! You're going to make him blush!] I hope I don't mess up this godfather thing.

[derringers]

Don't worry so much about it. I'm sure you'll do fine.

[goldenglasses]

Hey now, is that a compliment?

[derringers]

Maybe. I can give you one once in a while, can't I?

[goldenglasses]

Sure you can! You should do it more often! It's nice to know that you're finally starting to see how amazing I really am!

[derringers]

Now you're just daydreaming again.

[goldenglasses]

You're going to have to admit to my greatness sometime, Meryl!

[derringers]

I'll consider it for the next time we get to meet face to face. If I'm going to do something as drastic and outlandish as that, I'll have to ensure that I haven't lost my mind, first.

[goldenglasses]

You've only lost your mind if you DON'T think I'm amazing.

[derringers]

No, but I think YOU hit your head.

[goldenglasses]

Hey! I haven't had my head hit or kicked in awhile now!

[derringers]

Color me impressed.