Muse is tired of Mun's Violent thoughts

[goldenglasses]

You know, thinking about killing someone isn't going to get your work done any faster. No, coming here and talking to me isn't going to help either. Wha-

NO! YOU CAN NOT MURDER YOU BOSS AND PUT THE BLAME ON ME! ...no, I won't stand near him until someone wants to shoot me either. No, you cannot push him out the window. Mun, your office doesn't even have windows. Where are you going to find poison at this time of night to put in his drink anyway? I think a bomb would be a bit extreme... and messy.

Huh? A whole box of donuts just for me?! All I have to do is let you see my gun for a minute?!

Waiiiiiit a second. Oh, that's low. Can't I have the donuts anyway?

For the last time NO! I will not help you kill your boss! Why are you even thinking of me!? Go talk to that weird dragon-thing girl in your head. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Man, I mean really. Can't we all just get along? Just remember you have that comic convention thing. Two whole extra days of work will help you maybe buy something there instead of just staring! Huh!? What do you say!?

...no. Not even for two boxes. [Sigh.]

Comments

[littlepinksuitcase]

Vash, your mun seems a little...overexcited.

[goldenglasses]

Over tired may be it. This is her fifth day in a row working over ten hours a day and she has at least two more to go as she just found out only moments ago.

Hey! Maybe you could give her some advice! I bet you'd have great overworked advice!

[littlepinksuitcase]

Well, yes, I suppose I do, but I really don't think my tactics would work. I'm sure our jobs are very different!

Unless she's spending all her time chasing down an overly destructive broomhead, that is.

[goldenglasses]

Hahahahaha... she says kinda.

[Vash is her muse after all. And her boss is kinda a dunderhead, so it might as well be a broom.]

[littlepinksuitcase]

Then she has my complete sympathy!

[But you have a bit of it too. Not that she wants to admit that.]

[goldenglasses]

Maybe she needs to learn to like coffee. Isn't that how you get through much of the day?

[He would like her to admit it!]

[littlepinksuitcase]

Coffee and extreme self-control.

[Keep waiting, blondie.]

[goldenglasses]

[Aw, he hates waiting!]

Hm, well, she's not good at either. Any other suggestions?

[littlepinksuitcase]

[Patience is a virtue!]

She could start yelling and throwing typewriters, but surprisingly, that doesn't always work!

[goldenglasses]

[Patience is boring!]

Well, her typewriter is a bit more, uh, complex then what you're probably use to. If she broke it she'd probably cry and never get another job again ever. They just don't make them like they use to where you could throw things around and they wouldn't break!

[littlepinksuitcase]

[We can't have fun every minute of the day, you know! That would be irresponsible!]

That seems like very shoddy manufacturing! I don't know how a business that makes such cheap products stays in business.

[goldenglasses]

It may be weaker than your old typewriter, but it can do much more! It can send messages instantly to anyone you want to that also has a computer. Er, their name for the advance typewriter.

[littlepinksuitcase]

Oh, like the NVs we have where I'm from. I suppose they're all right. They really should make a version that can stand up to a toss, though.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah that would be nice. You think that would be the first thing they'd work on fixing!

[littlepinksuitcase]

Well, people have their priorities! Which don't always make the slightest bit of sense.

[goldenglasses]

Well, mine always do. [Donuts and peace? Always on top!]

[littlepinksuitcase]

So I've noticed.