dear_mun | Muse is tired of Mun's Violent thoughts

You know, thinking about killing someone isn't going to get your work done any faster. No, coming here and talking to me isn't going to help either. Wha-

NO! YOU CAN NOT MURDER YOU BOSS AND PUT THE BLAME ON ME! ...no, I won't stand near him until someone wants to shoot me either. No, you cannot push him out the window. Mun, your office doesn't even have windows. Where are you going to find poison at this time of night to put in his drink anyway? I think a bomb would be a bit extreme... and messy.

Huh? A whole box of donuts just for me?! All I have to do is let you see my gun for a minute?!

Waiiiiiit a second. Oh, that's low. Can't I have the donuts anyway?

For the last time NO! I will not help you kill your boss! Why are you even thinking of me!? Go talk to that weird dragon-thing girl in your head. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Man, I mean really. Can't we all just get along? Just remember you have that comic convention thing. Two whole extra days of work will help you maybe buy something there instead of just staring! Huh!? What do you say!?

...no. Not even for two boxes. [Sigh.]

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Yeah, even I admit she could too. More so if it gets her mind off of darker thoughts.

Any suggestions?

Let's see if I can help.

As of lately, my own mun has grown a tad restless because of the aggravation she deals with at her job. Instead of wishing her bosses continuous bodily harm, which she does from time-to-time, she has resorted to soothing her nerves by listening to orchestra music.

While I shall confess that she seems a tad obsessed with some fellow named "Chopin", I do believe she calms down well enough thanks to his music.

...That and the fact that my mun seems fond of killing dragons in some odd world called "Skyrim".

Actually she's allowed to listen to music at work and has her favorite radio station that plays. I think she would have snapped if she didn't at least get that.

Hm, I need to help her try to find some time to play some games like that again. It's just hard when she sometimes has to work fifteen hours with an hour long commute. Maybe she should start bringing her DS thing instead of a book with her on the train.

Then again, she leaves me alone when she's reading. I like it when she reads.

Reading is more fundamental than playing these wretched "video games", however I have noticed that unless my mun kills three dragons a day...

She's no good for anyone.

Ugh, even if it's just pretend in video games there must be some better way to help our muns with their jobs.

You know, that also keeps them from bothering us and getting us in trouble.

Fair enough but she has a few books I wish she would read first before venturing off to Skyrim every night.

[ He only says this since he's eager to read the books she brought for himself. ]

Although, I'll admit that I'm a tad perplexed by these puppeteers. Why don't they simply forget the outside world and immerse themselves in a good story or two?

Actually my mun isn't too bad about reading. In fact she says the only good thing about this job is it's right next to this book store that sells used books and she can go on her lunch break everyday.

Man, she gets nearly two books every time she goes. She just finished this strange series about hitchhiking across the galaxy. I'm pretty sure those books were wrong on that end.

[Just don't ask him why he knows it's wrong. And that's right, Hohenheim. Be jealous. Vash's mun is legit a book worm.]

My mun happens to work at a bookstore and she has yet to take advantage of all the wonderful literature they have for offer.

[ OH, HE IS JEALOUS! So very jealous. ]

Ah, that book! I had hoped that she would read that one but to my disappointment my mun isn't interested.

Instead, she focuses most of her time in either that dragon world or she draws.

Well, my mun found if funny. It was for the most part.

At least she's not spending her time thinking of horrible ways to treat you?

No, on the contrary I believe my days of peace are numbered already.

This is the first time in months since she's last taken an interest in me and to be frank, I'm rather terrified.

Oh man! Not that it's not nice getting to chat with you again or anything, but I know how nice it can be when the muns leave us alone. I hope I didn't help encourage her.

Don't trouble yourself, Vash. It was merely bound to happen.

Man, I wish my mun would give me a break once in awhile. [No he doesn't. Not if it meant possibly leaving the family he's become apart of in Luceti. He's a godfather now after all! Big responsibility that.]

[ ~~Oh my god! So Milly had the baby after all!~~ ]

Be careful what you wish for.

~~[Yup!]~~

I know. Next thing I know I'll be taking a month long break from her just to visit the Malnosso.

[ ~~OMG! What did they name the baby? Is it a boy or a girl?~~ ]

Surely that won't come to be! You mustn't give her the idea to do so.

The last thing anyone needs is a visit with the Malnosso.

~~[The little man's name is Noah!]~~

Oh I know, but trust me. She doesn't need me giving her ideas. She has a journal full of them.

[~~Awwww~! Such a good name...~~]

...You're kidding.

Nope. She also has a copy on her computer, but she doesn't trust it to not crash and lose her "brilliant" ideas so she has two copies.

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