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Hey! Listen up!

Don't y'dare go considering playin' that zombie wielding, sword carrier over me. You haven't even seen her in combat yet! Besides, I was here first. You go applying for anyone else, it's gonna be me.

Got it?

Are you even listenin' to me?!

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Y'know, you seem to have some kind of sick obsession with my tears or something. Always talkin' about me cryin'. Y'need better hobbies.

Or you could quit your bellyaching. I'm pretty sure that's most of the problem right there.

Get used t'it. I shut up and she's going to just toss me aside like the others. I'm not lettin' that happen.

Others?

She gets some in here, y'know? And then when she can't figure out what to do with them, they're forgotten. I'm not bein' forgotten.

Hn. I suppose nobody wants that.

[There was the slightest bit of sympathy there.]

Who would? So what do I do? I keep her paying attention or she might just toss me aside.

Alright, you've got a point there.

Still, there's got to be some reason she picks them over you.

She says it's my looks, whatever that means.

I don't see what looks have to do with this, but alright. I'd suggest you wear a mask, but that sounds like somethin' a Spy might do.

I don't think she means like that.

I don't know. Besides, half these places, what would I do? Y'know how that is.

Find a new job. You've gotta have some skills other than running, right?

Sure I do. A lot of them. Surveillance, sneaking around, knocking people's heads in.

... Sneaking around.

What? You think I get everything by running fast? Spent my childhood gettin' in and out of places. Not everyone can do that.

Really.

[Color him surprised.]

What kinds of places?

Lots of places back home. The Athenaeum. Bunker Hill. Fenway. Anywhere that caught my eye.

Hm. [Maybe Scout is sneakier than Sniper's been giving him credit for.] What're those places?

Awww, man. You've got to get somewhere that isn't all Kangaroos and prawns on the grill or whatever.

You really don't know what Fenway is?

Not unless you're gonna tell me, no.

You... I... Fen...

It's home of the Redsox! Only THE best team in baseball!

I don't follow sports much.

[i.e. at all.]

What? You guys don't have them?

And there's the screaming and the food and the babes and... you should go. At least none of those appeal to you.

No, we've got sports in Australia. I just don't follow 'em. I'm not much of one for crowds, or any of that other stuff you just listed.

Wait, you don't like girls?

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