dear_mun | (no subject)

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Hey! Listen up!

Don't y'dare go considering playin' that zombie wielding, sword carrier over me. You haven't even seen her in combat yet! Besides, I was here first. You go applying for anyone else, it's gonna be me.

Got it?

Are you even listenin' to me?!

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Haven't we already established that the answer is no?

Just because yer not smart enough to listen t'me, doesn't mean she isn't.

She'll just keep ignoring you if she knows what's good for 'er.

Hey! Why you siding with her? I do my job and I'm damn good at it. I should have a chance to get out there!

I'm not siding with 'er. I've just found that arguing too much with those mun-types gets you nothin' but trouble.

[Pouty] Trouble would be better than ignored.

[His brow furrows.]

Depends on how much trouble you get into, I expect. You can't be all that ignored. You're here, aren't you?

If you think you can change your mun's mind then you're a total mug. Why would someone with complete control over someone else bother listening to 'em?

Because somewhere under all that damn terrifying giggles and shit has to be some kind of humanity. Not like she's related to a Medic.

This is it though. How much can I do here but be mocked by someone and deal with some BLU jerks.

With all the shit I have seen some muns putting their muses through I'm convinced that they doesn't have a shred of humanity in them.

Edited 2012-09-12 21:47 (UTC)

[Right. Someone.]

There's no real point in dealin' with BLUs here, you know. We're not gettin' paid for it.

Not that I'll stop ya if you do want to deal with some of 'em. S'not my business how you spend your free time unless you're gettin' on my nerves.

I ain't takin' shit from no robot, paid or not. The others ain't been so bad. Doesn't mean they're not jerks.

Which yer just makin' more and more fun, let me tell you.

Ain't that the truth? What am I supposed t'do though? Sit around staring at the walls? Not my style, y'know?

Yeah and what can you do? You ain't in control. [Shrugs] I would rather that my mun left me alone than force me through ridiculous stuff like getting knocked up or somethin'.

[He had a feeling. Patience, Sniper.]

Alright, if it's a robot, have a go at it. Just don't come back cryin' when you get hurt. I don't imagine that'd make a good impression on your mundane at all.

Wait, what?! They wouldn't do that, would they?

Y'know, you seem to have some kind of sick obsession with my tears or something. Always talkin' about me cryin'. Y'need better hobbies.

It hasn't happened to me yet but it did happen to a guy I spoke with a few weeks ago. One of those meme things.

Yeah, avoidin' those things. I guess she's looking at games, y'know?

You never know, it might happen in a game too, especially if you go for one like

the_love_hotel. [Shrugs.] I'm just glad it wasn't me.

I'm not goin' anywhere like that! No. Nope. Not happenin'. Not after some of the things I've seen that people want to see of me. Nope.

Believe me mate I wouldn't want to go there either.

If only it was something people wanted to see of me! There already are some nasty stuff about me online which I would rather not have. Sure it's rather tame but I don't want people to see stuff like that!

Edited 2012-09-12 23:56 (UTC)

Exactly! That's what I'm saying. What are they thinkin' with this shit?

'cause they're horny and wants to play out smutty sex scenes. Y'know even my Mun was looking into one of these sex games!

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