dear_mun | (no subject)

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canon: team fortress 2

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Hey! Listen up!

Don't y'dare go considering playin' that zombie wielding, sword carrier over me. You haven't even seen her in combat yet! Besides, I was here first. You go applying for anyone else, it's gonna be me.

Got it?

Are you even listenin' to me?!

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Wha— I never said that.

I listed babes, and you said you didn't much like anything I listed.

Whoa. Mindblown here.

[Snort.]

That's not what I meant. I'm not friendly.

Really? What? You? Nooooo. You don't say. [His eyes went wide, entirely playing innocent.]

You're like any pet. You just need to be socialized!

I'm not a dog.

[Liiiiittle defensive there, Sniper.]

Course not. Never seen you piddle on the rug or nothin'.

Seriously though. You can't get socialized if you don't try.

I don't want to socialize. I already told you I don't care much for crowds.

[Or people in general. Close enough.]

Fine. Whatever. More babes for me then.

[That shake of his head? Not pity. Nope. Not at all.]

[He sees that, but is too annoyed to let it go without comment.]

I suppose so. Not that I expect any woman'll come within fifty feet of you willingly.

How the hell would you know what women will or won't do since you obviously can't get one. Have to be around them to get some.

I'll have you know I do just fine.

Right. Sure you do. Surly and rude is a huge hit.

I know how to behave when necessary.

Oooh. So y'pretend to be somethin' yer not?

Wait. Doesn't that like ruin the mood or somethin' when y'go and can't keep it up?

The facade, not the other kind of not keepin' it up.

I wouldn't know. I've got plenty of practice in, er.

[Nope, he was not about to say 'keeping it up.']

I'm good at what I do. Let's leave it at that.

[Oh but Scout couldn't help but chuckle.]

So you do... socialize. Huh. Interestin'. Not very but still.

[And he had no idea how they got here but he'd found a point that apparently got to Sniper maybe as much as he'd nearly made Scout cry the other talk they'd had.]

[Some button had apparently been pushed, as shown by how Sniper is silently stewing over this topic.]

I don't see what's so bloody interesting about it.

[This Scout has been standing relatively nearby, and she's heard the last few lines of conversation. And since she's a Scout, she's just going to have to pry her nose in someone else's business.]

Heh, Sniper socialize? That's a new one.