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[force_a_nature]

Hey! Listen up!

Don't y'dare go considering playin' that zombie wielding, sword carrier over me. You haven't even seen her in combat yet! Besides, I was here first. You go applying for anyone else, it's gonna be me.

Got it?

Are you even listenin' to me?!

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[force_a_nature]

Gettin' to know ya. Findin' out what makes you tick? Usin' it against you for my amusement.

Isn't that what you were doin'?

[hasstandards]

No.

[Maybe a little.]

[force_a_nature]

Not so much fun when it's coming from the other side, is it?

[hasstandards]

[Have an irritated snort, Scout. That'd be a no.]

[force_a_nature]

Remember that next time, huh?

But yeah, nothin' wrong with not hittin' the bars and such pickin' up chicks. Well, nothin' wrong with you not doin' it.

[hasstandards]

[Groan.]

I don't need to hit up any— look, can we talk about something else?

[force_a_nature]

What? What I sa...

Oh. My. God.

Do you have a girlfriend? A wife?

[He paused, peering at him.]

A boyfriend?

[That would be a no on talking about other things.]

[hasstandards]

I said I'm not— I have a girl, okay? Now back off.

[force_a_nature]

Really? Seriously? Well well, that's interesting.

Wait, it isn't that girl Scout, is it?

[hasstandards]

D'you really think I'd get involved with someone as obnoxious as you are?

[force_a_nature]

Given yer lack of social skills, probably.

[Says the pot to the kettle.]

[hasstandards]

The answer is no, ya bloody piker. Now lay off.

[force_a_nature]

Good, because that would be kind of weird.

[He shrugs.]

Shouldn't play games you don't like losin'.

[hasstandards]

I'm not losing. There's no game here.

[force_a_nature]

[Scout frowned.]

Wait, did I really tick you off?

[hasstandards]

You were stickin' your nose where it didn't belong.

[force_a_nature]

I did?

What? A guy can't be curious?

[hasstandards]

You can, but that's me personal life.

[force_a_nature]

How was I supposed t'know you actually had one?

[hasstandards]

What, you think I do nothin' but shoot things all day?

[force_a_nature]

Uhmmmmm...

Pretty much, yeah.

[hasstandards]

Well I don't. I have other hobbies.

[force_a_nature]

Like what?

[hasstandards]

I, um.

[No wait, 'hunting' is a hobby that generally involves shooting things. Better thing of another answer, and quickly.]

I knit on occasion.

[force_a_nature]

You... Knit? Like needles and yarns and grannies?

Uhmm, this isn't a wear your Ma's dress and all Psycho is it?