Oh, no no no, it is most certainly not the same thing, my dulcet Apprentice. If you were truly dead, I would still be wearing that marvelous little number I concocted before.
Whether we replaced you isn't the point. You were supposed to die, and you somehow managed to weasel your way out of it. I'm sure you know my feelings regarding your failure to complete tasks.
he didn't leave behind /that/ many cumsprites, did he?
Of course I don't expect you to do all of the work in your murder, Ivan. I simply expected you to do the dying part. "Falling into a magical sleep" isn't the same thing at all, and I don't find it acceptable.
Oh, I'm so glad you agree with me, crumpet. It really was a shame you had to miss it. Perhaps I can model it for you some other time... your next near-death experience, perhaps...?
I haven't quite decided yet, honestly. There'd be something satisfying in killing you, I admit. Then again, I might just have you dissected -- alive -- to see how you managed to stay alive at all.
Nothing against your fashion style, ambassador, but I'm hoping to put that off for a while. I'm pretty comfortable with the coma, all things considered.
I'm sorry. ...For both, I mean. My mun is familiar with your canon, so I kind of am, secondhand? And... honestly, I'm surprised that you... put up with things like you did.
So you want the construction team to make special cases for rubbish tributes, rather than you just learning to not touch things unless you know what they do?
I'm a behavioural analyst, so I can tell you that that is a very manipulative and unhealthy relationship. You might have been ransomed, but that doesn't mean that you owe life or allegiance on the off chance that something good might happen.
[ He's definitely not panicking, but it's time for grade A bullshitting. ] Sounds dangerous. I-it's one thing to provide a good work environment, but -- but the construction team should still know just where all the power lies!
Hmmn, I suppose you have a point. I'll have to set them to making boxes, just to keep them busy. [That was what she got out his bullshitting. That the construction team needs to stay busy.]
Besides, I imagine that it's really the guards who'd want first crack at you anyway, dear Apprentice.
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AJSLAKSJAJS I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU, APPRENTICE :D
Ah, Apprentice, I have crossed oceans of wank to be with you~... literally and metaphorically
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oh my god mistress /HOLDS CLOSELY
Haven't you replaced me by now? Surely there are other brilliant apprentices out there looking to learn.
/NEVER LETS YOU GO
he didn't leave behind /that/ many cumsprites, did he?
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It's complicated.
/QUIETLY ESCAPES TO GO TO CLASS (but will definitely be back!!)
You can't expect me to do all the work in my murder. That'd be suicide, which is completely different.
/EAGERLY AWAITS YOUR RETURN
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alskjdflkj sorry it didn't notify my e-mail for some reason... I WOULD HAVE POSTED EARLIER
/SLAMS BACK IN HERE
/handcuffs you to the radiator
no fretting~ i'm always around to tag eventually
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so kinky~
What about my regular duties? This is really a blessing, isn't it? No need to go hunting for a new apprentice when you've got me.
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Don't want them getting ideas.
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Besides, I imagine that it's really the guards who'd want first crack at you anyway, dear Apprentice.
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Oh, but it's been so hard without you. I do hope you'll wake up soon. And please, call me Sandoval.