canon is oglaf. it's not safe for work.

[theslut]

Magical coma is pretty much the same thing as dead, and you should leave the dead alone.

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so kinky~

[theslut]

Or! Or we could not do those.

What about my regular duties? This is really a blessing, isn't it? No need to go hunting for a new apprentice when you've got me.

[themistress]

Mmn, but you've taken so little away from my lessons.

[theslut]

But -- I haven't learned any magic.

[themistress]

How can I teach you magic when you don't even know better than not to kill people with magic arrows?

[theslut]

It was not well marked. There should be warnings, maybe a locked case.

[themistress]

So you want the construction team to make special cases for rubbish tributes, rather than you just learning to not touch things unless you know what they do?

[theslut]

Yes! That sounds like an absolutely brilliant plan.

[themistress]

Or... we could just tie you to a pole and let the construction team give you their opinion on that idea.

[theslut]

[ He's definitely not panicking, but it's time for grade A bullshitting. ] Sounds dangerous. I-it's one thing to provide a good work environment, but -- but the construction team should still know just where all the power lies!

Don't want them getting ideas.

[themistress]

Hmmn, I suppose you have a point. I'll have to set them to making boxes, just to keep them busy. [That was what she got out his bullshitting. That the construction team needs to stay busy.]

Besides, I imagine that it's really the guards who'd want first crack at you anyway, dear Apprentice.