canon is oglaf. it's not safe for work.

[theslut]

Magical coma is pretty much the same thing as dead, and you should leave the dead alone.

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[themistress]

Or... we could just tie you to a pole and let the construction team give you their opinion on that idea.

[theslut]

[ He's definitely not panicking, but it's time for grade A bullshitting. ] Sounds dangerous. I-it's one thing to provide a good work environment, but -- but the construction team should still know just where all the power lies!

Don't want them getting ideas.

[themistress]

Hmmn, I suppose you have a point. I'll have to set them to making boxes, just to keep them busy. [That was what she got out his bullshitting. That the construction team needs to stay busy.]

Besides, I imagine that it's really the guards who'd want first crack at you anyway, dear Apprentice.