canon is oglaf. it's not safe for work.

[theslut]

Magical coma is pretty much the same thing as dead, and you should leave the dead alone.

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[angustifolium]

I'm sorry. ...For both, I mean. My mun is familiar with your canon, so I kind of am, secondhand? And... honestly, I'm surprised that you... put up with things like you did.

[theslut]

Is there any other way to deal with someone like my mistress? I mean, eventually she might've taught me some magic, and she did pay my ransom.

[angustifolium]

I'm a behavioural analyst, so I can tell you that that is a very manipulative and unhealthy relationship. You might have been ransomed, but that doesn't mean that you owe life or allegiance on the off chance that something good might happen.