Kronk joins The Love Hotel, discovers butterflies in his stomach

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... woah. Seems like waking up in that hotel was the best thing I ever did, mun!

I started baking blueberry pancakes and suddenly I'm looking at prettiest green lady and she's all... well, so far she's just standing there and stuff, but who knows what'll happen? [Kronk let out a big sigh, before fidgetting with his oven mitts.] Should probably offer her some pancakes, right? Yeah and then, then we can do other stuff! Like hugs and... and.

And maybe kisses. You don't think I'll poke her eye out with my chin, right? [His concerned expression was quickly replaced by even more smiling.] Geez, but that is one pretty lady! Makes a guy wonder if more of those fancy people'll show up to try my pancakes, but that's probably pushing my luck and stuff.

[ooc: link leads to The Love Hotel, NSFW/18+ only.]

Comments

[squeak_squeaker]

Huh... why? Do you get to take lots of naps?

[teenagebadboy]

You can say so. Doesn't want to spoil the surprise for you though. [Cheeky grin]

[squeak_squeaker]

That's what the other guy said too! Seems like you're all in on some kind of secret.

[Kronk smiled back, though. He was really excited to do such grown up stuff!]

[teenagebadboy]

Not exactly a secret, just something you don't know about yet.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... yeah. [Dumb blink.]

Do you know why they took my shirt? Can I borrow yours? [Probably wouldn't fit, though.]

[teenagebadboy]

Nope I do nor know why they did that. I doubt my shirt will fit you though.

[squeak_squeaker]

Probably too small! You have to eat more spinach, buddy.

[teenagebadboy]

[This face]

I'm in perfect shape.

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... but you're no Kronk yet! [But that was probably a good thing; Kronk was a bit too muscular.]

[teenagebadboy]

No thanks. I would like to fit through ordinary doors,

[squeak_squeaker]

I always got to turn sideways! And sometimes I get stuck even then. [It wasn't easy to be Kronk.]

[teenagebadboy]

Yeah... that's kind of my point.

[squeak_squeaker]

I dunno... never really been any smaller! Only when I was a little kid. [Puberty had been swift and merciless for Kronk.]

[teenagebadboy]

What you just grow up into that? Without any training or the like?

[Aaron can understand that his height came from growing up, but not the muscles.]

[squeak_squeaker]

I helped out on papi's llama farm and stuff, but no training. [Body building and the like wasn't a thing in Ancient Peru; Kronk was just naturally gifted! Probably to make up for that tiny brain.]

[teenagebadboy]

Really? Some people train for years to look like that.

[squeak_squeaker]

Ohh... I dunno about that. [Kronk shrugged shyly.]

I also eat my vegetables and drink my milk... maybe that helps!

[teenagebadboy]

Maybe it does. [Shrugs]

[squeak_squeaker]

I dunno... or maybe the secret's cookies. [Kronk ate those a lot too.]

I ate cookies today. With chocolate!

[teenagebadboy]

How good for you. [Sarcasm]

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh yeah... it's pretty good! Cookies.

[Kronk was blushing.] Seems like I found out what pancakes really mean, now.

[teenagebadboy]

Really? Let me guess... not food hm?

[squeak_squeaker]

We didn't even touch those pancakes yet! Instead, she went after this.

[Kronk pointed at his small, purple skirt.]

[teenagebadboy]

That's why it's called a love hotel, people goes there to make love to each other. [Grins.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh...yeah. I'm making lots of love! [He couldn't stop blushing anymore, it was almost adorable despite how naughty the stuff he'd done was.]