Kronk joins The Love Hotel, discovers butterflies in his stomach

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... woah. Seems like waking up in that hotel was the best thing I ever did, mun!

I started baking blueberry pancakes and suddenly I'm looking at prettiest green lady and she's all... well, so far she's just standing there and stuff, but who knows what'll happen? [Kronk let out a big sigh, before fidgetting with his oven mitts.] Should probably offer her some pancakes, right? Yeah and then, then we can do other stuff! Like hugs and... and.

And maybe kisses. You don't think I'll poke her eye out with my chin, right? [His concerned expression was quickly replaced by even more smiling.] Geez, but that is one pretty lady! Makes a guy wonder if more of those fancy people'll show up to try my pancakes, but that's probably pushing my luck and stuff.

[ooc: link leads to The Love Hotel, NSFW/18+ only.]

Comments

[teenagebadboy]

So what? We have spoken a few times but I don't see you as a mate, just an acquaintance. I don't even hug my mates, heck it took me long enough to even touch my boyfriend in public! I'm just not that much into it.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk looked all sad... he didn't understand! EVERYONE was a friend to him.]

...ohh. I thought we where buddies! You're MY buddy. Even though I'm not your friend. [That was a happier thought!]

[teenagebadboy]

[Aaron rolls his eyes] I don't know you well enough to see you as a friend. I got a friend called Adam and we have know each other for years. We have been over at each other's places, we always support each other etc. That's a mate. You, I don't know you that well.

[squeak_squeaker]

You don't want more than one friend? [Kronk looked down, at his sandals.]

Yzma always says that she's not my friend either. [It was impossible for Kronk to make friends, sniff. Maybe he just approached the wrong people in his stupidity?]

[teenagebadboy]

I got more friends than Adam. It was just an example. I got Ryan, Holly and Victoria too. Sure it's no a lot but I those are the ones who have stuck with me through my ups and downs.

Oh don't start crying again! You're boss is often not your friend anyway. I'm hardly a mate to Cain, my uncle and boss. We're on friendly terms but he always winds me up one way or another.

[squeak_squeaker]

Ohh... I'm jealous of you! I think I don't have any friends. [Kronk wiped at his eyes with his big forearm, trying not to sniffle.]

I think Yzma is the only person I know, other than Emperor Kuzco. And Emperor Kuzco can't be my friend because I almost poisoned him!

[teenagebadboy]

You're a lovable guy. If you just try hard enough I'm sure you'll get friends.

[squeak_squeaker]

REALLY? But...uh. But if you think I'm lovable, why won't you be my friend? [Kronk just couldn't understand this complicated stuff.]

[teenagebadboy]

It's complicated.

[squeak_squeaker]

Seems like it is!

Is it because I'm dumb? [...headtilt.]

[teenagebadboy]

I have already explained it to you.

[squeak_squeaker]

I...I think I didn't understand. [Sniff!]

[teenagebadboy]

You're a good guy but I, personally, don't know you as well as I know my mates and that's why I don't see you as a friend. But I like you and maybe one day we can be friends. [Although he doubt that]

You should get out and try to find people with similar interest who you can be friend with. I'm sure you'll have more luck than me because you have a kinder personality.

[squeak_squeaker]

REALLY? ...when? [One day, to Kronk, was pretty much... tomorrow. It was hard for him to think ahead.]

Do you think there's other people who love chipmunks and cookies?

[teenagebadboy]

I don't know. [Shrugs]

There probably are.

[squeak_squeaker]

It'd be magical to bake cookies with those... those other Kronk-like people!

Kronks.

[teenagebadboy]

Great... have fun.

[squeak_squeaker]

...dunno if it'd be fun. Do you want me to save some cookies for you?

[teenagebadboy]

No thanks.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... gee.

I always like cookies too much to turn 'em down!

[teenagebadboy]

That's one of many differences between you and me.

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... there's lots of differences! [Kronk shrugged, blinking.] Like our chins.

[teenagebadboy]

Yeah like that.

[squeak_squeaker]

And the hug thing!

[teenagebadboy]

That's true. [Takes a few steps back]