Kronk joins The Love Hotel, discovers butterflies in his stomach

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... woah. Seems like waking up in that hotel was the best thing I ever did, mun!

I started baking blueberry pancakes and suddenly I'm looking at prettiest green lady and she's all... well, so far she's just standing there and stuff, but who knows what'll happen? [Kronk let out a big sigh, before fidgetting with his oven mitts.] Should probably offer her some pancakes, right? Yeah and then, then we can do other stuff! Like hugs and... and.

And maybe kisses. You don't think I'll poke her eye out with my chin, right? [His concerned expression was quickly replaced by even more smiling.] Geez, but that is one pretty lady! Makes a guy wonder if more of those fancy people'll show up to try my pancakes, but that's probably pushing my luck and stuff.

[ooc: link leads to The Love Hotel, NSFW/18+ only.]

Comments

[squeak_squeaker]

It'd be magical to bake cookies with those... those other Kronk-like people!

Kronks.

[teenagebadboy]

Great... have fun.

[squeak_squeaker]

...dunno if it'd be fun. Do you want me to save some cookies for you?

[teenagebadboy]

No thanks.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... gee.

I always like cookies too much to turn 'em down!

[teenagebadboy]

That's one of many differences between you and me.

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... there's lots of differences! [Kronk shrugged, blinking.] Like our chins.

[teenagebadboy]

Yeah like that.

[squeak_squeaker]

And the hug thing!

[teenagebadboy]

That's true. [Takes a few steps back]

[squeak_squeaker]

And you got a better haircut. [What went wrong with Kronk's haircut? It was really very strange.]

[teenagebadboy]

You are one of the few who thinks so apparently.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh...uh. You weren't allowed to cut your hair either? [Yzma wouldn't let him.]

[teenagebadboy]

[Annoyed look.]

I have this haircut because I want to have it. I decide which haircut I should have. No, there was a guy I spoke with who thought it was too short.

[squeak_squeaker]

Ohh... everyone where I'm from has the same haircut. [The only difference was that Kronk had curls, so it looked a bit different! But it was all the same.]

[teenagebadboy]

Sounds boring.

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... but mine's fluffier. [Kronk was the only one with curls, for some reason.]

[teenagebadboy]

That's good for you then.

[squeak_squeaker]

I dunno... Yzma always puts stuff in it so it stays flat. [Yzma didn't stop at that, she also plucked inbetween Kronk's eyebrows and she made him floss three times a day!]

[teenagebadboy]

Oh... she sounds like a weird person.

[squeak_squeaker]

She's kinda... obsessed about what she looks like and then I got to look the way she wants too. [Kronk was just like a hat or a necklace to Yzma.]

[teenagebadboy]

Alright. Kinda understand then.

[squeak_squeaker]

She means well! My eyebrows look great now.

[teenagebadboy]

I still thinks it sounds weird.

[squeak_squeaker]

I dunno... Yzma's kinda weird! [A lot weird, really.]