Kronk joins The Love Hotel, discovers butterflies in his stomach

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... woah. Seems like waking up in that hotel was the best thing I ever did, mun!

I started baking blueberry pancakes and suddenly I'm looking at prettiest green lady and she's all... well, so far she's just standing there and stuff, but who knows what'll happen? [Kronk let out a big sigh, before fidgetting with his oven mitts.] Should probably offer her some pancakes, right? Yeah and then, then we can do other stuff! Like hugs and... and.

And maybe kisses. You don't think I'll poke her eye out with my chin, right? [His concerned expression was quickly replaced by even more smiling.] Geez, but that is one pretty lady! Makes a guy wonder if more of those fancy people'll show up to try my pancakes, but that's probably pushing my luck and stuff.

[ooc: link leads to The Love Hotel, NSFW/18+ only.]

Comments

[second_star]

Trying your pancakes, huh?

That's definitely a word for it.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk blushed and looked at his sandals for a bit.] Yeah... trying my pancakes!

[He didn't really understand what was going on yet.]

[second_star]

...You know, you did read the name of the place you got sent to, right?

[squeak_squeaker]

I sure did! Seems like a real friendly place, The Love Hotel.

Sounds like it's... uhh. Full of love. [Slow blink.]

[second_star]

[ Oh God, this guy was slow. Or innocent. Or both. ]

Well, at least we know you can read. And did the pretty lady seem to do anything OTHER than eat your pancakes?

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was a combination of really slow and much too innocent for his own good.]

...yeah. [He totally couldn't read. Not well, at least. But he did know how to write his own name! 'Kronk' with one o.] No, she was kinda... standing there. Watching me.

But we only just met!

[second_star]

And you bonded over pancakes. I think she's taken interest in you.

[squeak_squeaker]

Hah, yeah. People always love my cooking! [Kronk smiled and fidgetted with his apron a little.]

[second_star]

[ This was going no where fast. ]

Alright, new question. You know about the birds and the bees?

[squeak_squeaker]

[What birds and bees? The great flying llama in the sky delivered babies!]

I sure do, little buddy! [Kronk... knows what they are? And he could even name lots of different bird species because of his exotic bird bingo card!]

[second_star]

Somehow, I doubt that. Anyway, you're in for a lot more than you're expecting, big guy. Don't wanna ruin the surprise for you, though.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk smiled brightly. He'd always liked surprises and birthday parties and stuff!] You shouldn't! Surprises are the best surprises.

So...uhhhhhhh. Do you want a pancake? [An actual pancake.]

[second_star]

Nah, I can cook my own. Thanks, though. Good luck with this place. Got a feeling you're gonna need it.

[teenagebadboy]

[At first Aaron just stares then...]



[... he starts laughing]

[squeak_squeaker]

It's... it's not funny. [Kronk was incredibly confused, Aaron!]

[teenagebadboy]

It's a little fun that you of all people would end up there! [Chuckles]

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah, I think my mun thought it'd be fun and stuff... but she didn't think anyone'd show up.

But that pretty lady did! Do you think she'll like my pancakes?

[teenagebadboy]

Oh I bet she'll love your pancakes. [Smirks]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk clutched his big hands together, smiling.] Ohh... I sure hope so!

Gee, it's definitely something else... this place. It's got a real big, fancy bed. And curtains!

[teenagebadboy]

How nice. You'll have good use of it. [Still smirking]

[squeak_squeaker]

Huh... why? Do you get to take lots of naps?

[teenagebadboy]

You can say so. Doesn't want to spoil the surprise for you though. [Cheeky grin]

[squeak_squeaker]

That's what the other guy said too! Seems like you're all in on some kind of secret.

[Kronk smiled back, though. He was really excited to do such grown up stuff!]

[teenagebadboy]

Not exactly a secret, just something you don't know about yet.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... yeah. [Dumb blink.]

Do you know why they took my shirt? Can I borrow yours? [Probably wouldn't fit, though.]