Terrible icons, terrible muse, hah. Canon is El Hazard, if anyone knows it. Which is unlikely,

[wantsallthegirls]

Hey 'mun' or whatever you are,

I'll drop all the formality nonsense because, let's face it, I'm the princess here. I won't even pretend to be flattered, because it's obvious that if any character from my world would be remembered, it is I. No, you should be flattered that I may allow you to play me.

In fact, I'm going to complain. What's with the username? I don't want all the girls, I obviously get all the girls. Who could withstand my beauty? Well, some redheads, but they'd have mellowed in time, surely! Oh, and those demon goddesses. But they don't count, they're just stupid dolls! And that ice-cold soldier woman doesn't count, either!

Second, the icons are an atrocity. I don't care that DVDs are hard to come by, borrow them, beg people, I don't care at all. I need the prettiest icons, period.
Third, I demand that I get at least one girl every we-

Wait, what do you mean there likely wouldn't be many female characters? Is that a joke?! What am I even supposed to do there? And what's a permission post? It can't mean-

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[squeak_squeaker]

You're just like a girl version of Emperor Kuzco! [Kronk didn't think there'd be anyone like him out there.]

What's being a princess like? You must feel shiny and sparkly all day.

[wantsallthegirls]

If anything, he'd be a male version of me.

It's being pretty good, though. Especially the bedrooms.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... yeah. [Kronk just nodded slowly. So confused!]

Huh. Do you get lots of comfy pillows? I wish I had a real pillow.

[wantsallthegirls]

Oh, yes, actually I do. Pillows. Yes, lots and lots of pillows.

...Unlike the place I'm supposed to go to, maybe it won't have that kind of pillow! I'll veto it, a royal veto, something like that ought to work there!

[squeak_squeaker]

Wanna swap a pillow for a chocolate cake? [Kronk was really only good at baking... but he was VERY good at it!]

I always got to sleep on the floor. Gee... I wish I was a princess! [Deep sigh.]

[wantsallthegirls]

You'd have to ask the 'pillows' yourself. I don't think they'd agree, though, after being smitten by my beauty.

They're only figurative pillows, after all.

[squeak_squeaker]

Huh... what's figurative pillows? [Kronk was still very innocent. And not that smart!]

[wantsallthegirls]

You're really stupid, aren't you. I'm talking about women I seduced, obviously. Don't make a princess spell out the obvious subtleties!

[Not that Fatora and subtle worked in the same sentence...]

[squeak_squeaker]

I'm kinda stupid! [Kronk was always honest about that kind of stuff.] But...uh. But sorry about that, princess lady.

I never seduced anyone before. Is that easy?

[wantsallthegirls]

[Fatora just nodded slowly at the first line. She sure considered a lot of people pretty stupid, but none had been like this one. Not even the crazy megalomanic with the ugly laugh.]

It's only easy if you have my beauty. I wouldn't know why women would want anything else.

[It was sad that she probably actually believed that the statement was at least partially correct]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was in his own league of stupid... even his pet chipmunk was smarter than him.]

Oh...uhh. I'm not that beautiful, I think. [Headshake.]

I dunno. Maybe kinda handsome! But not beautiful.

[wantsallthegirls]

I wouldn't know, to be honest, guys look all the same to me.

[She made a dismissive motion, as if waving away some sort of fly. Mind, it wasn't exactly true, they didn't exactly look alike to her, she just didn't particular care for them.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Everyone looks the same to me! Except that I'm kinda... taller. [Intelligence was happening.]

I only know one girl; Yzma. But I don't think you'd like her.

[wantsallthegirls]

You certainly are tall, that's for sure. I guess your brain is overwhelmed by that size.

Also, why wouldn't I? I like all sorts of girls, you know.

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... I think so! I got really big, but my brain stayed the same size. [Kronk was all smiles, though. She wasn't too mean for royalty!]

Yzma's kinda... not the nicest lady. And she's purple and really old.

[wantsallthegirls]

[She mostly had no way to be mean, she could be totally terrible. Kronk just gave her very little to use to be terrible about, since he didn't even seem to mind being called stupid. How infuriating!]

Oh, I pass. If you think she's really old, then she's probably a crone!

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk did mind being called OLD, though! Stupid was fine, but... but old? He, Kronk, old? Not that he'd get angry; Kronk never did. He just got very, very sad. Sniff.]

...do you really think I look old? I sure hope that won't make Yzma replace me for a younger henchman!

H-how old? [He was still in his twenties, though he probably looked very grown-up for his age; ironic considering his immature brain.]

[byeontae_geomi]

I'm sure this is gonna seem weird coming from someone like me, but...

Girl, calm your tits.

[wantsallthegirls]

My wha-...

Oh! I get it! I'm sure I could calm them, with your help. Or rather the help of your hands...

[byeontae_geomi]

Damn, girl, I like your attitude.

But these ladies are only to be touched by those who can earn it.

She only thinks she's being very suave.

[wantsallthegirls]

Oh, I know I can earn it. What is usually done to do so in your backw... err, country? I'm pretty sure I can pull it off.

Just like I can pull other things off~

[byeontae_geomi]

-Juri chuckles... a bit scarily, in fact.-

How much pain can a primped body like that handle, I wonder? Heh...

[wantsallthegirls]

...This is about some really unusual play in bed, isn't it.

[byeontae_geomi]

What? Feeling scared all the sudden?

[wantsallthegirls]

What?! Don't be daft, you impudent cur! The kind of debauchery that scares me hasn't been invented yet!

[byeontae_geomi]

Then let's hurry up an invent it. I wanna see that pretty face all good and twisted in agony and ecstasy~

[wantsallthegirls]

[Sane people would probably run at this point. Not Fatora, who, after all, had kept hitting on targets that were rather dangerous in their own right (one of which had nearly exploded her!)]

Good one. You'd collapse of exhaustion long before that. And besides, you'd only end up begging for me to do things to you. I can't help it, I just have that effect on other women.

[No, not really.]

[byeontae_geomi]

The more you talk like that, the more I want to break you.

No, Fatora, I think the "break" was meant literally...

[wantsallthegirls]

The more you talk like that, I really start think you're mostly playing hard to get by acting all tough - but that's the type that melts the fastest in bed!

And you really need better metaphors.

[byeontae_geomi]

Who said anything about a metaphor?

*goes to bed ;_;*

[wantsallthegirls]

...

You're still not managing to shock me, you know! I'd break you first by pleasure!

[Kinda talked herself into a corner there, showing her own brand of stupidity. She really didn't like backing off.]

[byeontae_geomi]

Well I do get a kick out of tearing up little brats like you. So I think we'll both win~

[repressedfire]

Yep, it sounds weird coming from you.

[byeontae_geomi]

No one asked you, fire crotch.

[repressedfire]

Hey, I was just confirming your suspicions. Better than living a life of uncertainty, right?

[byeontae_geomi]

Yeah, yeah, whatever...

[mistressurd]

... You done bitching yet Princess?

[wantsallthegirls]

Oh, shut up, spoilspo-

...Oh, pretty.

[mistressurd]

[Smirks]

That's better. Now, care to tell me your problems in a more civil tone?

[wantsallthegirls]

Such a sharp tongue, playing hard to get, are you?

As for my problems, I obviously don't really have any, nothing a princess like myself can't easily solve.

[mistressurd]

Maybe I am~.

Well, your rant a second ago says otherwise.

[wantsallthegirls]

You sure would look good without the additional baggage of your clothes.

There was no rant, just accurate statements supported by royal decree. Very different!

[mistressurd]

Haha, how amusing. I do indeed look good without my clothes. Now, whether you will see me like that is a different story.

Oh, because that is so different from a teenage girl complaining about everything.

[wantsallthegirls]

Oh, it's a formality. You'll soon beg me to undress y-

...you aren't an ancient superweapon, by any chance? White hair, brown skin, odd symbols on face...

[It said a lot that she only noticed this NOW.]

It's totally different because a princess did it, and as a princess, I can do it at my leisure!

[mistressurd]

[Chuckles] I'm no super weapon, I am a Goddess. I'm more powerful then any super weapon.

I never said you can or cannot do it. I'm saying it sounds exactly the same.

[wantsallthegirls]

You sure have the body of one. As long as you don't blow up worlds or whatnot, I'm fine with calling you anything you want ...in my bed.

It only sounds the same to plebeian ears.

[mistressurd]

Blowing up worlds is not as fun as it sounds. No place to party and have fun.

How about we start with Mistress Urd?

[ditzy_charm]

[Is so happy to glomp her mistress!]

Hmmm~! Hmmm~! I'm oh so happy to see you again, Mistress Fatora! I'm just so eager to be at your command like before!