Terrible icons, terrible muse, hah. Canon is El Hazard, if anyone knows it. Which is unlikely,

[wantsallthegirls]

Hey 'mun' or whatever you are,

I'll drop all the formality nonsense because, let's face it, I'm the princess here. I won't even pretend to be flattered, because it's obvious that if any character from my world would be remembered, it is I. No, you should be flattered that I may allow you to play me.

In fact, I'm going to complain. What's with the username? I don't want all the girls, I obviously get all the girls. Who could withstand my beauty? Well, some redheads, but they'd have mellowed in time, surely! Oh, and those demon goddesses. But they don't count, they're just stupid dolls! And that ice-cold soldier woman doesn't count, either!

Second, the icons are an atrocity. I don't care that DVDs are hard to come by, borrow them, beg people, I don't care at all. I need the prettiest icons, period.
Third, I demand that I get at least one girl every we-

Wait, what do you mean there likely wouldn't be many female characters? Is that a joke?! What am I even supposed to do there? And what's a permission post? It can't mean-

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[wantsallthegirls]

Oh, it's a formality. You'll soon beg me to undress y-

...you aren't an ancient superweapon, by any chance? White hair, brown skin, odd symbols on face...

[It said a lot that she only noticed this NOW.]

It's totally different because a princess did it, and as a princess, I can do it at my leisure!

[mistressurd]

[Chuckles] I'm no super weapon, I am a Goddess. I'm more powerful then any super weapon.

I never said you can or cannot do it. I'm saying it sounds exactly the same.

[wantsallthegirls]

You sure have the body of one. As long as you don't blow up worlds or whatnot, I'm fine with calling you anything you want ...in my bed.

It only sounds the same to plebeian ears.

[mistressurd]

Blowing up worlds is not as fun as it sounds. No place to party and have fun.

How about we start with Mistress Urd?