Terrible icons, terrible muse, hah. Canon is El Hazard, if anyone knows it. Which is unlikely,

[wantsallthegirls]

Hey 'mun' or whatever you are,

I'll drop all the formality nonsense because, let's face it, I'm the princess here. I won't even pretend to be flattered, because it's obvious that if any character from my world would be remembered, it is I. No, you should be flattered that I may allow you to play me.

In fact, I'm going to complain. What's with the username? I don't want all the girls, I obviously get all the girls. Who could withstand my beauty? Well, some redheads, but they'd have mellowed in time, surely! Oh, and those demon goddesses. But they don't count, they're just stupid dolls! And that ice-cold soldier woman doesn't count, either!

Second, the icons are an atrocity. I don't care that DVDs are hard to come by, borrow them, beg people, I don't care at all. I need the prettiest icons, period.
Third, I demand that I get at least one girl every we-

Wait, what do you mean there likely wouldn't be many female characters? Is that a joke?! What am I even supposed to do there? And what's a permission post? It can't mean-

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[squeak_squeaker]

Everyone looks the same to me! Except that I'm kinda... taller. [Intelligence was happening.]

I only know one girl; Yzma. But I don't think you'd like her.

[wantsallthegirls]

You certainly are tall, that's for sure. I guess your brain is overwhelmed by that size.

Also, why wouldn't I? I like all sorts of girls, you know.

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... I think so! I got really big, but my brain stayed the same size. [Kronk was all smiles, though. She wasn't too mean for royalty!]

Yzma's kinda... not the nicest lady. And she's purple and really old.

[wantsallthegirls]

[She mostly had no way to be mean, she could be totally terrible. Kronk just gave her very little to use to be terrible about, since he didn't even seem to mind being called stupid. How infuriating!]

Oh, I pass. If you think she's really old, then she's probably a crone!

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk did mind being called OLD, though! Stupid was fine, but... but old? He, Kronk, old? Not that he'd get angry; Kronk never did. He just got very, very sad. Sniff.]

...do you really think I look old? I sure hope that won't make Yzma replace me for a younger henchman!

H-how old? [He was still in his twenties, though he probably looked very grown-up for his age; ironic considering his immature brain.]