Dear Mun . . .

Hey 'mun' or whatever you are,

I'll drop all the formality nonsense because, let's face it, I'm the princess here. I won't even pretend to be flattered, because it's obvious that if any character from my world would be remembered, it is I. No, you should be flattered that I may allow you to play me.

In fact, I'm going to complain. What's with the username? I don't want all the girls, I obviously get all the girls. Who could withstand my beauty? Well, some redheads, but they'd have mellowed in time, surely! Oh, and those demon goddesses. But they don't count, they're just stupid dolls! And that ice-cold soldier woman doesn't count, either!

Second, the icons are an atrocity. I don't care that DVDs are hard to come by, borrow them, beg people, I don't care at all. I need the prettiest icons, period.
Third, I demand that I get at least one girl every we-

Wait, what do you mean there likely wouldn't be many female characters? Is that a joke?! What am I even supposed to do there? And what's a permission post? It can't mean-