Terrible icons, terrible muse, hah. Canon is El Hazard, if anyone knows it. Which is unlikely,

[wantsallthegirls]

Hey 'mun' or whatever you are,

I'll drop all the formality nonsense because, let's face it, I'm the princess here. I won't even pretend to be flattered, because it's obvious that if any character from my world would be remembered, it is I. No, you should be flattered that I may allow you to play me.

In fact, I'm going to complain. What's with the username? I don't want all the girls, I obviously get all the girls. Who could withstand my beauty? Well, some redheads, but they'd have mellowed in time, surely! Oh, and those demon goddesses. But they don't count, they're just stupid dolls! And that ice-cold soldier woman doesn't count, either!

Second, the icons are an atrocity. I don't care that DVDs are hard to come by, borrow them, beg people, I don't care at all. I need the prettiest icons, period.
Third, I demand that I get at least one girl every we-

Wait, what do you mean there likely wouldn't be many female characters? Is that a joke?! What am I even supposed to do there? And what's a permission post? It can't mean-

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She only thinks she's being very suave.

[wantsallthegirls]

Oh, I know I can earn it. What is usually done to do so in your backw... err, country? I'm pretty sure I can pull it off.

Just like I can pull other things off~

[byeontae_geomi]

-Juri chuckles... a bit scarily, in fact.-

How much pain can a primped body like that handle, I wonder? Heh...

[wantsallthegirls]

...This is about some really unusual play in bed, isn't it.

[byeontae_geomi]

What? Feeling scared all the sudden?

[wantsallthegirls]

What?! Don't be daft, you impudent cur! The kind of debauchery that scares me hasn't been invented yet!

[byeontae_geomi]

Then let's hurry up an invent it. I wanna see that pretty face all good and twisted in agony and ecstasy~

[wantsallthegirls]

[Sane people would probably run at this point. Not Fatora, who, after all, had kept hitting on targets that were rather dangerous in their own right (one of which had nearly exploded her!)]

Good one. You'd collapse of exhaustion long before that. And besides, you'd only end up begging for me to do things to you. I can't help it, I just have that effect on other women.

[No, not really.]

[byeontae_geomi]

The more you talk like that, the more I want to break you.

No, Fatora, I think the "break" was meant literally...

[wantsallthegirls]

The more you talk like that, I really start think you're mostly playing hard to get by acting all tough - but that's the type that melts the fastest in bed!

And you really need better metaphors.

[byeontae_geomi]

Who said anything about a metaphor?

*goes to bed ;_;*

[wantsallthegirls]

...

You're still not managing to shock me, you know! I'd break you first by pleasure!

[Kinda talked herself into a corner there, showing her own brand of stupidity. She really didn't like backing off.]

[byeontae_geomi]

Well I do get a kick out of tearing up little brats like you. So I think we'll both win~