Visitors Event at 3Step Paradise

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey! Hey mun. Listen up alright. You listening? Yeah?

YOU. SUCK.

I ain't going to this dumb place and you can't make me. _{No that ain't the reason.} It just sounds lame. I've got better things to be doing, and you know, there aren't any hot chicks there and it's gonna be a weak-ass scene.

So look, you can just drop this whole stupid fucking idea you and those other mundanes are dreaming up and leave me the freak out of it. Because it's not happening. Nope. None of it.

Hey, are you still listening? HEY. PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

Comments

[hasstandards]

... Peel them off you like pants.

[He's neither sure what that means nor if it's even true. Knowing Scout and the likely implication the kid was going for, he's betting not.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Yea! You know. Cuz they're all clinging to my legs and shit.

[hasstandards]

I have yet to see a single one.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Of course they're not here numbnuts! They know I'm working. You know, so I can buy them nice things and take 'em places.

[hasstandards]

And just what are you going to buy them, exactly?

[bring_the_beatdown]

You know. Things.

Girl things. Flowers and shit.

[Hahaha. Ha. Yeah, he's never been on a date in his life.]

[hasstandards]

[You know it's bad when even Sniper can tell.]

Aww, I'll bet the sheilas will be linin' up at your door for those.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Yeah well maybe they will be!

.... What's a sheila?

[hasstandards]

S'a woman. That's what we call them in Australia.

[bring_the_beatdown]

What? They don't got names in your country, Stilts?

[hasstandards]

What, they don't got slang in your country, ya piker?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Well we don't call all chicks the same thing.

[hasstandards]

You're callin' 'em chicks. S'not really any different.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Not to their faces!

[hasstandards]

Do you see any women around here?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Well ... no. But ..

That ain't the point! Look, nevermind. You do whatever it is you do in koala-land, and I'll stick to being awesome.

[hasstandards]

You'll stick to bein' an idiot is what you'll do. It's not koala-land. It's Australia.

[bring_the_beatdown]

It's filled with koalas ain't it?

[hasstandards]

It's not like that's the only thing that lives there, you know.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Yeah, you, koalas, and crocodiles.

Oh and great big giant poisonous spiders. That have like, eleventy billion legs and when they bite you you swell up till you explode.

Sounds like a great place man.

[hasstandards]

You forgot the most dangerous animals of all. City folk.

[Though he'll be honest that Scout did pretty much hit all the nails on the head.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

What? That... that doesn't even make sense.

[hasstandards]

You ever seen an Australian from the city, mate? Trust me, you don't want to.

[bring_the_beatdown]

They have cities in Australia? I thought it was just like... four guys and a hut or something.

[hasstandards]

[Incredulous staring.]

You know the Mann Co. catalogs? That company is run by an Australian.