Visitors Event at 3Step Paradise

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey! Hey mun. Listen up alright. You listening? Yeah?

YOU. SUCK.

I ain't going to this dumb place and you can't make me. _{No that ain't the reason.} It just sounds lame. I've got better things to be doing, and you know, there aren't any hot chicks there and it's gonna be a weak-ass scene.

So look, you can just drop this whole stupid fucking idea you and those other mundanes are dreaming up and leave me the freak out of it. Because it's not happening. Nope. None of it.

Hey, are you still listening? HEY. PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

Comments

[bring_the_beatdown]

What? That... that doesn't even make sense.

[hasstandards]

You ever seen an Australian from the city, mate? Trust me, you don't want to.

[bring_the_beatdown]

They have cities in Australia? I thought it was just like... four guys and a hut or something.

[hasstandards]

[Incredulous staring.]

You know the Mann Co. catalogs? That company is run by an Australian.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Okay, so if one guy has a house they all have houses? That don't make any sense.

[hasstandards]

[Sigh.]

Yes, we have bloody cities in Australia. We're not completely uncivilized, you know.

[bring_the_beatdown]

How should I know? I've never been there. The way Saxton Hale talks about it all you guys do is piss in jars, blow up moons, and punch crocodiles to death.

[hasstandards]

Right. Those would be the city folk.

[bring_the_beatdown]

So guess that means you can't punch through a crocodile then can you?

[hasstandards]

Who says I can't?

[bring_the_beatdown]

I say you can't.

[hasstandards]

You need a demonstration?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Yeah. I don't believe for a second that your flimsy arms can punch through tissue paper.

[hasstandards]

You volunteering, then?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Who me? No way man. I'm not a crocodile.

'Sides, you couldn't hit me if you tried.

Maybe we should find something easy, you know ... like a teacup or something.

[hasstandards]

... Punching a teacup.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Well I don't know! What can you punch with those puny spaghetti arms of yours?

[hasstandards]

Puny? Like you've got room to talk.

[bring_the_beatdown]

You seen this man?

[Lookit him flex. So impressive?]

Oh man that's, yeah that's beautiful.

[Kissing his beautiful bicep. Or where it would be if he wasn't so scrawny.]

[hasstandards]

[Here is the look of someone who is completely and utterly unimpressed.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Scout doesn't even notice. Too busy flexing and looking at himself.]

[hasstandards]

[Groan.]

You done yet?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Yeah. Yeah, I just .. yeah.

[He's just so impressed with himself.]

My body is a temple, just gotta worship it now and again.

[hasstandards]

I'd rather not know what you do with your spare time, thanks.

[bring_the_beatdown]

You're really gross, you know that?