bring_the_beatdown: (Who me?)
BLU Scout ([personal profile] bring_the_beatdown) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-29 11:06 am
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Visitors Event at 3Step Paradise

Hey! Hey mun. Listen up alright. You listening? Yeah?

YOU. SUCK.

I ain't going to this dumb place and you can't make me. No that ain't the reason. It just sounds lame. I've got better things to be doing, and you know, there aren't any hot chicks there and it's gonna be a weak-ass scene.

So look, you can just drop this whole stupid fucking idea you and those other mundanes are dreaming up and leave me the freak out of it. Because it's not happening. Nope. None of it.

Hey, are you still listening? HEY. PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

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hasstandards: (➸ I see ya.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can't imagine anyone could possibly ignore you when you go on and on like that.
bring_the_beatdown: (Secrets)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
My stupid mundane has it coming. If I could hit her with my bat she'd be on the floor and missing all of her teeth for this.
hasstandards: (➸ All rockets， no brains?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think that'd make the situation any better for you, honestly.
bring_the_beatdown: (Default)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What? It totally would. Then I'd be calling the shots. See? I got this. No problem.
hasstandards: (➸ Standin' around like a bloody idiot.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. And the other Mundanes would just listen to you after you leave yours in a bloodied heap.
bring_the_beatdown: (Default)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yeah! Because they'd recognize my awesomeness. Unlike this lame ass mundane that thinks I have self esteem issues.

Can you believe that? Me? Having issues? I mean, look at me? There ain't a single thing wrong with alla this.
hasstandards: (➸ Aww did I get blood on your suit?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Really. Not a single thing?
bring_the_beatdown: (Default)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing. I got everything. I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm good looking, I can handle my equipment.
hasstandards: (➸ What goes around comes around...)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You're sure about that? Can't think of a single bloody thing wrong with any part of you at all?
bring_the_beatdown: (Come Get Some)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You got something to say four eyes?
hasstandards: (➸ Here's a touching story:)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Just thought you might want to reevaluate yourself.
bring_the_beatdown: (All this and more)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
There ain't nothing to reevaluate!

[Oh look at him use that big word like he knows what it means.]

Look, I'm perfect, the rest of y'all suck. Sorry, but life just ain't fair.
hasstandards: (➸ Stand on the bloody cap!)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya ever asked those teammates you share a head with on their opinion of that?
bring_the_beatdown: (Can you hear me now?)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need to. I know I'm good. 'Sides, stilts just sits around making arrows and Doc's always busy doin' ... something. I'm the only interesting one up in here.
hasstandards: (➸ Oooh， got ya right in the ovary.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
At least BLU's good for an Aussie discussion, and Doc's got that gun of his. And that Pyro you forgot can keep two Spies at bay all by herself.

But you can run fast and ya talk a lot. Real practical, those skills of yours.
bring_the_beatdown: (Secrets)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but Pyro's kind of a moron. She sits around blowing bubbles all day and trying to cram cookies and shit into that dumb mask.

And I can do way more than just run fast. I already showed ya, but I'll give you another demonstration. You know, being charitable an' all.
hasstandards: (➸ You got blood on my knife mate.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No thanks. I've seen what you can do, and wasn't impressed the first time.
bring_the_beatdown: (Can you hear me now?)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Were ya hiding like a girl behind those glasses of yours when I was bashing your skull to smithereens? Because that happens sometimes.
hasstandards: (➸ How's that bullet feel? Feel good?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I must've just been so bored by your work that I wasn't payin' attention.

[And he was hiding behind his girlfriend, not his glasses. Get it right or pay the price.]
bring_the_beatdown: (Come Get Some)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Poking your chest with his bat now.]

Don't lie man, I know you were all scared of me. But it's cool, I'm kind of a big deal.
hasstandards: (➸ I mistook ya for an actual threat.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[He swats at the bat as casually as possible.]

If you're such a big deal, then why'd it take your Mundane so long to let you out?
bring_the_beatdown: (Bring it)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
She was just waiting for the right moment. When you guys were good enough to handle all this.

[Hey keep your jarate fingers off his bat!]
hasstandards: (➸ Ready to meet sharpy?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Or maybe she felt sorry for you. I'm sure ya looked so pitiful, gettin' passed up so often. She must've been feelin' awful charitable, pickin' you up like a dog off the street.
bring_the_beatdown: (Shut up!)

[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown 2012-07-30 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Wasn't like that at all! I was just so awesome she couldn't resist. You know how girls are. Or well, maybe you don't. But I do. Gotta peel them off me like pants.
hasstandards: (➸ I see ya.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-07-30 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
... Peel them off you like pants.

[He's neither sure what that means nor if it's even true. Knowing Scout and the likely implication the kid was going for, he's betting not.]
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