Kinda canon reviewed for two pony muses at once...oops

[queentakesknight]

You certainly are "mundane," aren't you? You have yet to realize that I'm truly the one in control here; not you. If we go anywhere, it's because I demanded such and you just so happen to follow along.

You put too much effort into figuring out my "alignment," as you put it. Here; let me use little words for you to understand: I. Don't. Care. All that matters to me is ensuring my changelings continue to survive. Who cares if it comes at the cost of several million ponies? The first attack may not have been successful, but know that we will make our return. They will all pay for making a fool of me. They will fall to my hooves. And you...for even thinking that such worthless filth like yourself can in any way control me will result in nothing more than your destruction. Not even my changelings will want your corpse...

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[queentakesknight]

When you fall during our next encounter, I'm certain you'll find the answer yourself.

[shine_on_armor]

[Shining tries to ignore his mun's interpretation that this is some sort of flirting. He's gotten used to his mundane having a weird interest in this ship.]

Equestria will never fall to the likes of you.

[queentakesknight]

(Such are the joys of forbidden love. Chrysalis only has enough interest in Shining to manipulate him further but crack memes are great for such ships)

I wouldn't be so confident if I were you. It was falling apart quite easily during the invasion and it was all thanks to you.

(Why yes, she's tauntingly stroking his chin with a hoof.)

You were so blinded by your love for Cadence, it's as if you invited the changelings to your wedding.

[shine_on_armor]

[Shining knocks her hoof away and glares into her eyes.]

I was blinded by your mind-control. If you hadn't used your magic on me I would have seen through your disguise right away.

[queentakesknight]

(Chrysalis chuckles.)

I highly doubt that. It was your love for her that gave me such strength to defeat even your precious Princess Celestia. You may as well have given it to me at that point.

[shine_on_armor]

That was only because you stole that love. You can't do anything to earn it on your own.

[queentakesknight]

I don't have to. I can easily just...take it from you. Someday, you'll once again let your guard down and I'll be ready to strike the instant you do.

[shine_on_armor]

Not on your life Chrysalis!

...

My mun is squee'ing right now for some reason.

[queentakesknight]

...why does talk of defeating you bring excitement to your mundane?

[shine_on_armor]

I think it's because he's choosing to interpret this as you coming on to me.

[queentakesknight]

(See this look? It's a combination of surprise and discomfort.)

...how could he possibly interpret this as some type of flirting?

[shine_on_armor]

He's... easily excitable.

[queentakesknight]

Clearly. Should he choose to misinterpret my words, then so be it. Let him be foolish. It's not my probl-

...

...Mundane, why do you do nothing to stop this? Are as deplorable a mundane as his? (Chrysalis grunts.) Worthless...absolutely worthless...

[shine_on_armor]

Tell me about it.

[queentakesknight]

Why do they even insist on such ridiculous things? Clearly, they seek out their own demises...perhaps I'll deal with then once I'm finished with you.

[shine_on_armor]

What are you going to do? Give me more headaches?

[queentakesknight]

You jest about it now, but keep in mind that I barely had to put a mind control spell on you; I sapped away at your strength every once in a while and you did the rest. You're far too easy to manipulate, Shining Armor...it won't be long before I do it again.

[shine_on_armor]

Stop saying things to excite my mun.

[queentakesknight]

It's not my fault your mun is so easily excited! He's your problem; not mine!

[shine_on_armor]

He might try to convince your mun to do something unsavory!

[queentakesknight]

If he so much as thinks about such a heinous act, I will crush them both beneath my hooves! They would be lucky if I were generous enough to reduce them to servants. Otherwise, they'll simply be made into prey for my changelings to enjoy.

[shine_on_armor]

Are you nuts? You live inside your mun's head! You can't do anything to them!

[queentakesknight]

Of course I can. Nothing can stop me from stringing him along, much in the same manner I did to you. He'll bend to my will and follow my every command; he just hasn't realized it yet.

But don't worry; I can just as easily get your mun under my control. When I do, you're guaranteed to follow...

[shine_on_armor]

Seriously, are you trying to make him ship us even more?

[queentakesknight]

...why would I want something so pointless as putting together a mun's ships? It's his fault if he can't keep his thoughts off of ridiculous ideas!

All I intend is to deliver the warning. You won't escape my reach next time, Shining Armor. Once I have you, I'll have plenty of love to feed on once more. You'll be helpless to my whim once again.