Kinda canon reviewed for two pony muses at once...oops

[queentakesknight]

You certainly are "mundane," aren't you? You have yet to realize that I'm truly the one in control here; not you. If we go anywhere, it's because I demanded such and you just so happen to follow along.

You put too much effort into figuring out my "alignment," as you put it. Here; let me use little words for you to understand: I. Don't. Care. All that matters to me is ensuring my changelings continue to survive. Who cares if it comes at the cost of several million ponies? The first attack may not have been successful, but know that we will make our return. They will all pay for making a fool of me. They will fall to my hooves. And you...for even thinking that such worthless filth like yourself can in any way control me will result in nothing more than your destruction. Not even my changelings will want your corpse...

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[shine_on_armor]

He's... easily excitable.

[queentakesknight]

Clearly. Should he choose to misinterpret my words, then so be it. Let him be foolish. It's not my probl-

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...Mundane, why do you do nothing to stop this? Are as deplorable a mundane as his? (Chrysalis grunts.) Worthless...absolutely worthless...

[shine_on_armor]

Tell me about it.

[queentakesknight]

Why do they even insist on such ridiculous things? Clearly, they seek out their own demises...perhaps I'll deal with then once I'm finished with you.

[shine_on_armor]

What are you going to do? Give me more headaches?

[queentakesknight]

You jest about it now, but keep in mind that I barely had to put a mind control spell on you; I sapped away at your strength every once in a while and you did the rest. You're far too easy to manipulate, Shining Armor...it won't be long before I do it again.

[shine_on_armor]

Stop saying things to excite my mun.

[queentakesknight]

It's not my fault your mun is so easily excited! He's your problem; not mine!

[shine_on_armor]

He might try to convince your mun to do something unsavory!

[queentakesknight]

If he so much as thinks about such a heinous act, I will crush them both beneath my hooves! They would be lucky if I were generous enough to reduce them to servants. Otherwise, they'll simply be made into prey for my changelings to enjoy.

[shine_on_armor]

Are you nuts? You live inside your mun's head! You can't do anything to them!

[queentakesknight]

Of course I can. Nothing can stop me from stringing him along, much in the same manner I did to you. He'll bend to my will and follow my every command; he just hasn't realized it yet.

But don't worry; I can just as easily get your mun under my control. When I do, you're guaranteed to follow...

[shine_on_armor]

Seriously, are you trying to make him ship us even more?

[queentakesknight]

...why would I want something so pointless as putting together a mun's ships? It's his fault if he can't keep his thoughts off of ridiculous ideas!

All I intend is to deliver the warning. You won't escape my reach next time, Shining Armor. Once I have you, I'll have plenty of love to feed on once more. You'll be helpless to my whim once again.

[shine_on_armor]

You've got to be doing this intentionally at this point.

[queentakesknight]

Doing what intentionally? Since when do threats translate into anything even slightly romantic?!

[shine_on_armor]

I don't know. My mun just thinks it sounds like you're planning on seducing me! It's weird!

[queentakesknight]

(She just groans and rolls her eyes.)

...I have no interest in "seducing" you. Only in utterly defeating you and bringing you under my control.

[shine_on_armor]

Likewise.

Er. Wait.

Except the second part.

[queentakesknight]

OF course you wouldn't agree with me on the second part. Even I would question you willingly wanting to be my slave. That would be more for your mun's strange ships, wouldn't it?

[shine_on_armor]

I was talking about me defeating you and shipping you off to Tartarus!

And, yes, it would!

[Suddenly, mood-lighting!]

[queentakesknight]

I'd like to see you tr-

(Uhh...wait a minute...)

What is the meaning of this?

[shine_on_armor]

I don't know. I'm scared.

[queentakesknight]

Is this...this is your mun's doing, isn't it?

[shine_on_armor]

Probably.