Kinda canon reviewed for two pony muses at once...oops

[queentakesknight]

You certainly are "mundane," aren't you? You have yet to realize that I'm truly the one in control here; not you. If we go anywhere, it's because I demanded such and you just so happen to follow along.

You put too much effort into figuring out my "alignment," as you put it. Here; let me use little words for you to understand: I. Don't. Care. All that matters to me is ensuring my changelings continue to survive. Who cares if it comes at the cost of several million ponies? The first attack may not have been successful, but know that we will make our return. They will all pay for making a fool of me. They will fall to my hooves. And you...for even thinking that such worthless filth like yourself can in any way control me will result in nothing more than your destruction. Not even my changelings will want your corpse...

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[queentakesknight]

Of course I can. Nothing can stop me from stringing him along, much in the same manner I did to you. He'll bend to my will and follow my every command; he just hasn't realized it yet.

But don't worry; I can just as easily get your mun under my control. When I do, you're guaranteed to follow...

[shine_on_armor]

Seriously, are you trying to make him ship us even more?

[queentakesknight]

...why would I want something so pointless as putting together a mun's ships? It's his fault if he can't keep his thoughts off of ridiculous ideas!

All I intend is to deliver the warning. You won't escape my reach next time, Shining Armor. Once I have you, I'll have plenty of love to feed on once more. You'll be helpless to my whim once again.

[shine_on_armor]

You've got to be doing this intentionally at this point.

[queentakesknight]

Doing what intentionally? Since when do threats translate into anything even slightly romantic?!

[shine_on_armor]

I don't know. My mun just thinks it sounds like you're planning on seducing me! It's weird!

[queentakesknight]

(She just groans and rolls her eyes.)

...I have no interest in "seducing" you. Only in utterly defeating you and bringing you under my control.

[shine_on_armor]

Likewise.

Er. Wait.

Except the second part.

[queentakesknight]

OF course you wouldn't agree with me on the second part. Even I would question you willingly wanting to be my slave. That would be more for your mun's strange ships, wouldn't it?

[shine_on_armor]

I was talking about me defeating you and shipping you off to Tartarus!

And, yes, it would!

[Suddenly, mood-lighting!]

[queentakesknight]

I'd like to see you tr-

(Uhh...wait a minute...)

What is the meaning of this?

[shine_on_armor]

I don't know. I'm scared.

[queentakesknight]

Is this...this is your mun's doing, isn't it?

[shine_on_armor]

Probably.

[queentakesknight]

This is highly inappropriate! Your mun must cease this foolishness and at least ask my mun for permission for such musebox related events!

...

...MUNDANE! How dare you make me speak such foul and degrading words!

[shine_on_armor]

What'd your mun say?

[queentakesknight]

U-ummm...nothing! He said nothing and he's a fool for thinking he can speak without my permission! He has his own musebox and doesn't mind using it for more private scena-

...(She just scowls. Hard.)

[shine_on_armor]

No! Stop! You're going to give my mundane ideas!

[queentakesknight]

It's not my fault! Mundane is being highly unreasonable with this detestable claims and assures he's really not against trying new ships out a few-

NO! NOT. AGAIN.

[shine_on_armor]

DAMN YOU, MUNDANES!

[queentakesknight]

YOUR FOOLISHNESS WILL BE THE END YOU!

[shine_on_armor]

[So, you have a musebox, huh?]

What... They're trying to plan this using OOC!

[queentakesknight]

((I sure do.))

(Chrysalis tries to blow up the link with her magic.)

Mundane! Dispose of that link this instant!

[shine_on_armor]

[What do I do?]

No! Stop them!

[queentakesknight]

((If you have a prompt in mind, feel free to join and put up the post. The option's at the top and joining's as simple as clicking a few times...if you have something in mind, of course.)

(All while Chrysalis continues firing at the OOC prompts, her attempts futile each time.)

Somehow, they must be indestructible! How can my magic not even scratch them!?