Kinda canon reviewed for two pony muses at once...oops

[queentakesknight]

You certainly are "mundane," aren't you? You have yet to realize that I'm truly the one in control here; not you. If we go anywhere, it's because I demanded such and you just so happen to follow along.

You put too much effort into figuring out my "alignment," as you put it. Here; let me use little words for you to understand: I. Don't. Care. All that matters to me is ensuring my changelings continue to survive. Who cares if it comes at the cost of several million ponies? The first attack may not have been successful, but know that we will make our return. They will all pay for making a fool of me. They will fall to my hooves. And you...for even thinking that such worthless filth like yourself can in any way control me will result in nothing more than your destruction. Not even my changelings will want your corpse...

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[brokethefourthwall]

[Heya Chrysalis. Did you happen to notice a bright pink pony any time recently? Well she's sort of standing behind you.]

Ooh! Did somepony say "changelings"? They're so funny~!

[cannonkind]

Hey! So, I just met you, and this is crazy--

--but can you blow bubbles with your hooves?

[queentakesknight]

(The last time was at the wedding...oh wait, the foolishly childish one. Noted. Also, clearly offended and masking her surprise at sudden Pinkie.)

And how exactly are my changelings "funny?"

[disborg]

[The draconequus bows before the Changeling.]

My queen.

I take it you want the mundane taken care of?

[queentakesknight]

...you're right; that is crazy, not to mention deplorable and offensive.

[brokethefourthwall]

Well, for starters, I've never seen anypony ever do a better impression act! Last time I saw some, they tried to look like me and my friends. It almost felt like it was really-eally them! [Giggle.]

I bet you could pull off all kinds of pranks with that!

[cannonkind]

Oopsie!

But can you? I'd blow bubbles all the time! Or use them as cookie cutters! Or KEEP THINGS IN THEM!

[tooshytofly]

[NOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYY

...okay, maybe Chrysalis didn't see her or hear that tiny little squeak of fear. She's just going to try to get out of there fast because what is her mun thinking?!]

[queentakesknight]

(Well now...she doesn't remember this one, but he is a changeling. And he addressed her as queen, so whatever. She can work with this.)

I do, but now is not the right time to strike. Just starting off in this...strange land means there is little I can do. I must regroup my armies before proceeding.

What is this place? Never have I encountered anyplace like this.

[queentakesknight]

(NOPE SHE DEFINITELY HEARD IT

And those green eyes are entirely focused on you, Fluttershy. Escape attempt failed!)

Leaving so soon?

[queentakesknight]

All of my changelings excel at mimicry; of course impersonating your friends was simple. It's not difficult pretending to be a love blinded pony.

I have no need for childish pranks, but of course you can't understand anything beyond a foal's capacity.

[tooshytofly]

Eep!

Um...um...I'm...aaaahhh...

[Fluttershy's eyes are quite wide as she locks up, shaking a bit. Those eyes are CREEPY. Not for the first time, she wonders why her mun brought her here because clearly anypony else would have been better for...whatever is going on here. Chrysalis isn't supposed to be a problem anymore!]

I was just going now...

[queentakesknight]

I have no need for such foolish things. Since you've obviously forgotten, I am a queen; both you and your ideas are beneath me.

[disborg]

I feel them. They search for their queen.

I'm surprised you've never seen this plane. It's a nexus for many worlds.

[cannonkind]

Pshhh, you're no fun. There's always a need for foolish things, all work and no play makes queenies the world 'round dull!

[queentakesknight]

But then you'll the celebration, marking the great return of the changelings! Surely, you wouldn't want to miss that...

(Oh shy little pony, you're such great fun to taunt and mock...)

[tooshytofly]

I...I...the Changeling's aren't going to come back...

[Said like she's trying to convince herself of that...]

[queentakesknight]

Being "dull" is hardly important when it comes to leadership; all that matters is keeping the order and ensuring the survival of my changelings. Fun is for inferiors; perhaps that is why your Princess Celestia even took charge in the first place.

[cannonkind]

Okay but like, the thing I never got is, well, gosh you guys feed off love or whatever, right? Sooooo why not try to get that without scaring everypony ever? That seems just a teensy weensy bit counterproductive!

[queentakesknight]

I will find them. If they are here, then I will find them.

I have seen many things in our world, but nothing like this one...however, a nexus does sound very interesting. And very exploitable, no doubt.

[queentakesknight]

What makes you so certain? There is no proof that I can't make my return; think of it as regrouping.

[queentakesknight]

And you suggest what, exactly? Saying please?

(That makes her laugh.)

I see no point in wasting my time with such methods when I can take it by force and achieve the same goal.

[cannonkind]

Everypony would last longer.

[queentakesknight]

Maybe you ponies would, but again, that's assuming any of you would willingly allow us to feed off of your love and I highly doubt that would happen.

[cannonkind]

I dunno, we can be pretty big on the love and tolerate thing! Maybe if you guys had, y'know, swung by on vacation or something instead, we coulda had a big party and hugged it all out!