[You know what looks dopey? Tobey Macguire's face in that one pic with you in the glasses.
Tony should wear Justin's glasses sometime, just to figure out why being three feet away from him when he's not wearing them is counterproductive to actually seeing what's going on.]
Wow, Tony, you are so, like...those years in prison, with the doctor I had to see every week? He never came up with that. No idea. I should have left Vanko in Russia? Jesus Christ! These pearls of wisdom, please keep giving them to me so I can think over and over and over and over again about how I made terrible mistakes and even though it's the past I really shouldn't have done it. Please, Doctor Phil. Please.
You know yelling at the mun never works. You need to hit 'em with something hard... Oh wait, [remembers who she's talking to.] Good luck on that, from what I've heard your weapons lack umph.
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What are you doing?
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Being aggravated that Ivan Vanko was making drones and not suits like Iron Man.
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Not to beat a dead horse here, but maybe you should have left Vanko in Russia.
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Tony should wear Justin's glasses sometime, just to figure out why being three feet away from him when he's not wearing them is counterproductive to actually seeing what's going on.]
Wow, Tony, you are so, like...those years in prison, with the doctor I had to see every week? He never came up with that. No idea. I should have left Vanko in Russia? Jesus Christ! These pearls of wisdom, please keep giving them to me so I can think over and over and over and over again about how I made terrible mistakes and even though it's the past I really shouldn't have done it. Please, Doctor Phil. Please.
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[...Too much. At least you look good in a suit?]
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Oh wait. This isn't.
Holy shit, he has a tail!]
Holy shit! You have a tail.
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Really. I hadn't noticed.
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HE JUST
WAIT HE HAS A CHOCOLATE BAR IN HIS POCKET
WHICH HE TOTALLY JUST TOSSED OVER TONY-DOG'S HEAD
FETCH MOTHERFUCKER]
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Don't.
Please.
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A little. ]
Are you so distressed?
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keywords + description, all for you bb
r u d e
that's his way of being coy ok
pfffft.
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What? Maybe. Sometimes. It depends on the order.
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1/2
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look who has the bigger gun
RUDE PHIL LOOK WHO HAS AN IRON MAN SUIT
IN YOUR DREAMS besides a Cap shield is cooler
THAT'S JUST A PROTOTYPE IT DOESN'T COUNT!
AND YOU ONLY HAVE A HELMET
NO THE SUIT IS UNDER MY SUIT I SWEAR
SURE IT IS
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You know yelling at the mun never works. You need to hit 'em with something hard... Oh wait, [remembers who she's talking to.] Good luck on that, from what I've heard your weapons lack umph.
[Ah Mira be nice]
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nice username :D
It's not one of my better ones, but thanks.
so's yours. and i love that you play hammer alsdkjf
You're welcome. [ Don't you understand sarcasm? Oh, right, you can't read Rhodes, can you? ]
MINE IS FIGHTING THE STARK PROPAGANDA AGAINST HAMMER oh why thank you :>
OH REALLY I COULD NOT TELL :D
HE'S THE SMART ONE OKAY HE ACTUALLY HAS DEGREES!!!!
SO DOES TONY. AND RHODEY! RHODEY, TOO! ... well, just one
HIS WEREN'T GIVEN AS HONORARIES
sssh
NOPE NEVER BLAH DE BLAH EIFFEL TOWER PIETA OTHER FAMOUS SHIT BLAH BLAH ARE YOU LISTENING
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[insert linkin park]
:D
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1/3 - OH MY GOD
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is it bad that i love this?
n o p e
oh, good
:')
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ARE YOU COULSON TOO?
YES HELLO HI THAT IS ME
well now you've seen that picture twice i suppose
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Because she has to take some down to make room for new ones.
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[someone has the best keywords and it's not this lady]
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oh, hammer. wound so tight.
what would you suggest he do to unwind, agent romanoff? 1/3
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be someone other than justin hammer. 1/2
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i'm sorry my parents didn't use protection but i can't help that i still breathe 8(
HAHAHAHAA sobbing over here 1/2
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not as much as he sobs every night to ocean waves on his sound machine
being a rich guy must be so hard ;o;
*being a rich douchebag extraordinaire
*rich douchebag failface extraordinaire
*complete and utter loser to the nth degree
*yeeeeeeeeeeeeep not like this sexy lady here
Comparing them is a crime.
Icon completely related.
AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOO
psh he'd love it. :|
well. maybe. but fuzzy handcuffs or no handcuffs at all.
fuzzy pink handcuffs for him then.
then it's...tolerable
if by tolerable you mean damn hot and a little awkward?
awkward is one of justin's many middle names.
awkward with a capital AWKWARD
god now i want to see how hammer would sign an autograph...
it'd probably take him 20 mins!
FFFHAHA yes, and it would take him hours to get it DOWN to 20 minutes in the first place
HAHAHAH hammer you goof
he's a silly billy who deserves noogies
all the noogies!
wedgies are foreplay fyi
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