someone's mun found like 60 more icons and they are terrible

[therealgenius]

[Justin what are your faces even why are you alive.]

Take them down.

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[therealgenius]

[Way to burn his bony butt up, Rhodey.]

Hmm. No. Really would rather, you know. Not. Romanoff, I get that she'd probably want to do that. Lok—you serve and protect, kicking an innocent civilian in the face would be unAmerican.

[warmachine]

Hammer. You're hardly innocent.

[therealgenius]

Okay, I'll give you that. But I'm not— [evil? a supervillain? anything but a guy with money and an envy streak the size of the Mississippi?] —whatever, it's pointless.

[warmachine]

Well, you give up easy. [ c'mon, convince him. he's friends with Tony, he has more patience and forgiveness in him than most people would assume. ]

[therealgenius]

Excuse you? Give up on what? Last I checked, I built my own business from the ground up and turned myself into a billionaire! Wow, you're right, I really do give up.

[warmachine]

And yet you don't even try to convince people you're not evil.

1/3 - OH MY GOD

[therealgenius]

[DID HE JUST]

[therealgenius]

[HE FUCKING DID

BY THE GODS WHY WOULD YOU EVER]

[therealgenius]

[Deep breaths, count to ten, do not slap a military man in the face like an angry little bit—

...okay, so maybe he did opt to slap Rhodey across the face.

Sorry bro.]

is it bad that i love this?

[warmachine]

[ Well.

Well.

I hope you don't mind that a moment later, Rhodey has Banner on the ground with his hands pinned behind his back. Because that is the natural reaction here. ]

Yeah, that's not convincing me.

n o p e

[therealgenius]

[Oooh Rhodey oooh is this foreplay?

It maybe is kind of pathetic how Justin doesn't really fight back, save one leg kicking out as though it's the last flop of a fish before it realizes it's not getting tossed back in for more sweet sweet water time. His glasses askew, though, he doesn't like that.]

A-ha...yeah, okay. This is a natural course of events, isn't it.

oh, good

[warmachine]

[ it really isn't

ew

ew, no

why would you think that hammer you're sick

once he's certain that Hammer isn't trying to fight back or do any further damage, he gets up and steps back. ]

You didn't have to hit me.

:')

[therealgenius]

[Rhodey wouldn't have had a problem with him unless a pair of metal handcuffs had been heard. Then he's have a hell of a wriggling, dance happy CEO on his hands.

...this isn't the first time he's been pinned, obviously, and he's tempted to just lay there leave me to diiieee but eventually turns around to sit up. Yes, sit.]

You didn't have to be a dick.

[warmachine]

What, you can't handle the truth?

[ Yeah, okay, so maybe he's still being a dick. On purpose, now.

He doesn't like you, Hammer, have you noticed. ]

[therealgenius]

It's not the truth, though. I'm not...evil. That's complete bullshit.

[warmachine]

Your actions kind of say otherwise.

[therealgenius]

[just dis face THE FACE OF A BROKEN MAN]

[warmachine]

[ how did both threads end with this.

look, rhodey has about as much compassion as coulson did, you made it possible for vanko to hack the suit, nope.

just. don't start crying, okay. ]

ARE YOU COULSON TOO?

[therealgenius]

[No tears here, that's Spider-Man's thing. Just. Why do you guys have to be so MEAAAAN]

We done?

YES HELLO HI THAT IS ME

[warmachine]

[ because you deserve it. ]

Yes, Hammer. We're done.

well now you've seen that picture twice i suppose

[therealgenius]

Good. Glad. Excellent. Shoo.

i didn't mind :D

[warmachine]

[ Rolling his eyes, but he is leaving. ]