dear_mun | someone's mun found like 60 more icons and they are terrible

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canon: marvel live action

someone's mun found like 60 more icons and they are terrible

[Justin what are your faces even why are you alive.]

Take them down.

Have you not been paying attention to the conversation at hand? [ Oh, it's time to give Hammer the look that tells him he's stupid again. Clearly this is the right moment for this. ]

[. . .]

The...one where my mun is being a cunt and you're laughing and then asking if I'm distressed?

[ Now he's going to speak as if Justin is a particularly slow child, ] Lessons in speaking.

[Are you ready for it, Loki?

Well, here it is. The Kanye shrug. Enjoy.]

Nah, I'm good. There's just a handful of people I have issues remaining eloquent in any way around. That's all.

[ Ruin his fun Justin. He should have stayed with the snake. ]

Of course.

[Yeah right, that snake is totally in Justin's laundry hamper right now, chilling like a sweet little villain that's not a villain at all. Don't be jealous of a mortal body temp, man, it's not a good look on you.]

It was a compliment.

[ Because telling Loki not to be jealous of something in the history of everything ever has always worked out for the best, right? ]

That I inflict upon you a speech impediment?

[Loki is just jelly that Justin Hammer is so much younger than him and has mastered the art of being jelly. He's like Anakin fucking Skywalker in that regard.]

Uh...I was going to say you make me speechless, but sure. Why the hell not.

[ Loki can still turn him into jelly and spread him across toast for the maid to eat. ]

Your complements are as poor as your speech.

[What number maid are they on now? Is this the one that asked if Loki was Justin's gold digger? Was she last week?]

Or maybe you're just, you know...you, like...don't get my compliments like they're intended.

[ He's saving her for when the snake is big enough. ]

So now it's my fault that you cannot speak properly and thus I don't understand you? [ He purses his lips in irritation. ] I had not realized I failed you so.

[No! Snakeykins is pure and innocent right now, don't corrupt him like a corrupting thing. That's rude.]

That's not what I said. And don't...don't go down the failure road, that never ends up anywhere...I don't want to get dumped back on the couch again, you...can we just start over? I'd like to start over. That would be really generous of you, you know, the whole starting this all over.

[ It's his snake he'll do what he wants. ]

And what, besides my good will [ ha ha ], is to my benefit of offering you the favor of backing out of such poorly thought out words?