New Meet the Pyro video

[bring_the_beatdown]

No way mun! I was not scared. It ain't even like that. Look, right after the camera cut I got that creepy mutant but good. He didn't even see it comin, I was just like WHAM and then POW and then he's on tha ground and I'm standin' over him.

See mun? I had it handled.

I don't know why you think I was scared, cuz lady, I ain't scared of nothing. Ya hear me? NOTHING.

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[hasstandards]

I think we all hear you. Whether we believe you is what you oughtta be asking.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Someone ask you four-eyes? Because I sure didn't.

And I didn't see you anywhere in there. You hiding five miles away somewheres? Don't wanna play down on the front lines with the big boys? Yeah, that's cool. I know I'm intimidating an' all. You don't gotta be ashamed.

[hasstandards]

Right. I don't gotta be ashamed I didn't end up burnt to a crisp like you.

[bring_the_beatdown]

HEY! That didn't even happen. They just didn't show it because they cut to some lame unicorns and puppies bullshit.

I totally won. You don't even know.

[freakinblur]

Who's scared? Who even said we're scared? That's total BS man cuz I ain't scared 'a no one.

[notintehkitchen]

Oh? You didn't have fun when I blew bubbles at you?

[bring_the_beatdown]

My lame mun. I know right?! Like even thinkin' we'd be scared just blows my mind. That someone could be that stupid.

[freakinblur]

[snortlaugh] I know, right? I mean, we're professionals! We can handle this. Just a little fire. 'S nothin'.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Wait ..bubbles? Hold on a sec, what are we talkin' about?

[Cute girl plus bubbles? COUNT HIM IN.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Psh. Did you see tha rest of the team? All crawling away like ohhhh this is soooo scary. It's just a freakin' loser in a suit thinking were all kittens. Man can we ever handle that.

[notintehkitchen]

I blew bubbles at you while you were wearing a diaper. You were pretending to be a baby, it was funny.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Wait you're...

Wait a minute wait a minute.

You're Pyro?!?!




You're a chick?!

[hasstandards]

Of course you did. Right after the part where Pyro was walkin' away from the whole lot of ya. Or what was left of you.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey! Did ya see me there? No. Ya know why? Because I was up on the roof lyin' in wait for that freak. And then I jumped off the roof, did a couple of flips and popped that sucker right in the mouth.

Course they didn't show it. But yeah. I totally saved the day.

[While his team burnt to a crisp.]

[freakinblur]

Ha! I know, right? Ooooh lookit me, I'm a freakin' Medic! I can't even get outta blocked door!

[hasstandards]

I saw the part where you were hit in the face with a flare gun, but I don't think the flip you did from that counts.

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Sputter]

Nuh-uh. Totally never happened. You saw that?

I mean, uhhhh Yeah. So I let Pyro hit me one. So he wouldn't feel too bad when I fuckin' wasted him later. You know, since I'm so nice.

[bring_the_beatdown]

For reals! See what happens to this team when we ain't around? They all burn to a freakin' crisp. They're lucky we came back to save them.

You know, in that part at the end they didn't show where we totally jumped from the roof and popped Pyro in the face.

[hasstandards]

You. Nice.

[notintehkitchen]

....

Well, yes. I guess I'm a girl. Usually my mun makes me hide that I am though.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Dude! Why the hell do you see everything in freakin rainbows?

[Come on. Those make him cry.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Yeah. You deaf too? I'm totally nice.

[hasstandards]

To your mum, maybe. And even that's debatable.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey. HEY.

YOU LEAVE HER THE HELL OUT OF THIS CHUCKLENUTS.

[notintehkitchen]

Because rainbows are cute? If fire looked looked like rainbows it would even be cuter then it already is.