New Meet the Pyro video

[bring_the_beatdown]

No way mun! I was not scared. It ain't even like that. Look, right after the camera cut I got that creepy mutant but good. He didn't even see it comin, I was just like WHAM and then POW and then he's on tha ground and I'm standin' over him.

See mun? I had it handled.

I don't know why you think I was scared, cuz lady, I ain't scared of nothing. Ya hear me? NOTHING.

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[hasstandards]

You. Nice.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Yeah. You deaf too? I'm totally nice.

[hasstandards]

To your mum, maybe. And even that's debatable.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey. HEY.

YOU LEAVE HER THE HELL OUT OF THIS CHUCKLENUTS.

[hasstandards]

Or what? You'll call 'er up and have her chastise me?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Dude. Do I need to come over there?

[He'd just love to introduce you to his bat.]

[hasstandards]

So you can cry on my shoulder? Sorry, mate. You're better off callin' in mummy for that one, too.

[He's been introduced to BLU Scout's bat more than once already. He apparently doesn't learn.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Out comes the bat and he's getting all up in your face with it. Or well.... your chest kind of. Stop being so damn tall.]

Look. You shut the hell up about my ma or I'm gonna beat your brains out your ears. Capiche?

[hasstandards]

I don't even know what a capiche is, but I can tell ya that's no way for a kid to speak to an adult.

[bring_the_beatdown]

I can speak to an old geiser like yourself anyway I want. I ain't scared of you. What? Gonna go run 5 miles away? Look, I'll even give ya a headstart seeing as how I'm so nice.

[hasstandards]

You're the expert in running. Maybe you oughtta put those legs to use before Pyro comes back. I wouldn't want ya to have to save the day for everyone again... or watch you be burned alive. Whichever comes first.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Dude. I ain't scared. I can handle it. I got this.







He ain't here is he?

[notintehkitchen]

[OHAI. DON'T BE MEAN TO MR. HAWK, IT MAKES PYRO ANGRY.]

[hasstandards]

Good question.

[And now he's smiling darkly. PRICELESS TIMING IS PRICELESS.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

JESUS CHRIST!!

What the hell man! That shit ain't funny.

[Not enough backing away in all the world. And also swinging his bat menacingly. Yeah. Let's do that too.]

[notintehkitchen]

[YOUR SKINNY BARELY EXISTENT ASS IS IN TROUBLE.

Stay away from Mr. Hawk. Right now, Pyro is giving a warning with crazy huddas while swinging her fire axe back in his direction.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[He doesn't know what a Mr. Hawk is but he's backing away from EVERYTHING. Ahahahaha he doesn't want to die horribly.]

Dude, you'll stay tha crap away from me if ya know whats good for ya. I don't care what you're seein' in that fruit loops vision of yours, but I don't want no freakin' lollipop axe in my skull. So you just stay over there and we'll be all good.

Why aren't you in my game, you should be. You are amazing. X3

[notintehkitchen]

[Mr. Hawk=Sniper! It makes total sense! ... At least to Pyro.]

Mrrphh mnnnfph hudda mnnnn!

(Translation: It's too late now!)

[And HERE'S PYRO! Good thing your fast Scout, but will your terror of the masked individual be able to keep your legs moving or will your feet be rooted to the ground in horror?]

XD <3 <3 <3

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey, hey, HEY! What did I say about staying over there? Can you even hear me in that thing?

[Another swing with his bat and ... yeah time to change tactics and RUN THE FREAK AWAY.]

Dude! This ain't funny!

I wub yous.

[notintehkitchen]

[Oh Scout, you are adorable. Just earlier you were mouthing off how awesome and unscared you were. You don't look like a cool guy up to saving the day anymore.]

Mnn mrphh mprrhhph mph mphh mprhhh.

(Translation: It's not supposed to be funny.)

[INITIATE CHASE TO BENNY HILL THEME.]

Aww. I love your Pyro. She's adorbs.

[bring_the_beatdown]

You sayin' something ta me mumbles? Because those sure don't sound like words. Unless it's something like "Oh please Scout, come bash my ugly mug in. I'd be honored."

Because that's all I'm hearing.

[... He says as he scrambles up onto a table. Ha! Now he has the high ground.]

She usually is. Until someone is mean to her comrade....

[notintehkitchen]

[THAT TABLE WON'T SAVE YOU FROM HER MIGHTY AXE. Watch her hack at it continuously. In her mind, it's a point filled with candy and cute stuffed animals AND it's hers. You don't get all the cute things Scout! You don't even like cute things unless it's a girl!

Slipping her gas mask quickly just over her mouth, she gives off an insane laughter which doesn't help with the sweet innocent vibe she usually wears.]

I did say something. Knowing what a Pyro is saying is extremely essential. I'll let you in on a little tip, just because I'm such a nice RED. If you can't understand your own comrade, you're in trouble.

A lesson Scout will never learn

[bring_the_beatdown]

Look, you ain't my comrade. The BLU Pyro makes a whole lot more sense than you do!

[Time to jump around and avoid that axe like a pro.]

Oh you're nice? Nice is trying to put an axe in my face? Now way man, this face don't need no decorations. It's perfect the way it is.

He's just a kid, he can't help it. :P

[notintehkitchen]

I doubt it. You don't know our language unlike the Engineers.

[Now there's a MAN. A mighty fine one who reminds her of John Wayne, the same movie star she's wanted to marry since she was a child.]

I bet the only person who tells you your face is perfect is your mother.

I can't even imagine what he'd be like as an adult.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Jus because I don't have eleventy-million degrees don't mean I'm not smart. I'm way smarter than any of those .. What did you just say?

You leave my ma out of it!

[Oh now he's mad again, and taking a swing at Pyro's face with that bat of his.]