New Meet the Pyro video

[bring_the_beatdown]

No way mun! I was not scared. It ain't even like that. Look, right after the camera cut I got that creepy mutant but good. He didn't even see it comin, I was just like WHAM and then POW and then he's on tha ground and I'm standin' over him.

See mun? I had it handled.

I don't know why you think I was scared, cuz lady, I ain't scared of nothing. Ya hear me? NOTHING.

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[bring_the_beatdown]

Someone ask you four-eyes? Because I sure didn't.

And I didn't see you anywhere in there. You hiding five miles away somewheres? Don't wanna play down on the front lines with the big boys? Yeah, that's cool. I know I'm intimidating an' all. You don't gotta be ashamed.

[hasstandards]

Right. I don't gotta be ashamed I didn't end up burnt to a crisp like you.

[bring_the_beatdown]

HEY! That didn't even happen. They just didn't show it because they cut to some lame unicorns and puppies bullshit.

I totally won. You don't even know.

[hasstandards]

Of course you did. Right after the part where Pyro was walkin' away from the whole lot of ya. Or what was left of you.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey! Did ya see me there? No. Ya know why? Because I was up on the roof lyin' in wait for that freak. And then I jumped off the roof, did a couple of flips and popped that sucker right in the mouth.

Course they didn't show it. But yeah. I totally saved the day.

[While his team burnt to a crisp.]

[hasstandards]

I saw the part where you were hit in the face with a flare gun, but I don't think the flip you did from that counts.

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Sputter]

Nuh-uh. Totally never happened. You saw that?

I mean, uhhhh Yeah. So I let Pyro hit me one. So he wouldn't feel too bad when I fuckin' wasted him later. You know, since I'm so nice.

[hasstandards]

You. Nice.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Yeah. You deaf too? I'm totally nice.

[hasstandards]

To your mum, maybe. And even that's debatable.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey. HEY.

YOU LEAVE HER THE HELL OUT OF THIS CHUCKLENUTS.

[hasstandards]

Or what? You'll call 'er up and have her chastise me?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Dude. Do I need to come over there?

[He'd just love to introduce you to his bat.]

[hasstandards]

So you can cry on my shoulder? Sorry, mate. You're better off callin' in mummy for that one, too.

[He's been introduced to BLU Scout's bat more than once already. He apparently doesn't learn.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Out comes the bat and he's getting all up in your face with it. Or well.... your chest kind of. Stop being so damn tall.]

Look. You shut the hell up about my ma or I'm gonna beat your brains out your ears. Capiche?

[hasstandards]

I don't even know what a capiche is, but I can tell ya that's no way for a kid to speak to an adult.

[bring_the_beatdown]

I can speak to an old geiser like yourself anyway I want. I ain't scared of you. What? Gonna go run 5 miles away? Look, I'll even give ya a headstart seeing as how I'm so nice.

[hasstandards]

You're the expert in running. Maybe you oughtta put those legs to use before Pyro comes back. I wouldn't want ya to have to save the day for everyone again... or watch you be burned alive. Whichever comes first.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Dude. I ain't scared. I can handle it. I got this.







He ain't here is he?

[notintehkitchen]

[OHAI. DON'T BE MEAN TO MR. HAWK, IT MAKES PYRO ANGRY.]

[hasstandards]

Good question.

[And now he's smiling darkly. PRICELESS TIMING IS PRICELESS.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

JESUS CHRIST!!

What the hell man! That shit ain't funny.

[Not enough backing away in all the world. And also swinging his bat menacingly. Yeah. Let's do that too.]

[notintehkitchen]

[YOUR SKINNY BARELY EXISTENT ASS IS IN TROUBLE.

Stay away from Mr. Hawk. Right now, Pyro is giving a warning with crazy huddas while swinging her fire axe back in his direction.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[He doesn't know what a Mr. Hawk is but he's backing away from EVERYTHING. Ahahahaha he doesn't want to die horribly.]

Dude, you'll stay tha crap away from me if ya know whats good for ya. I don't care what you're seein' in that fruit loops vision of yours, but I don't want no freakin' lollipop axe in my skull. So you just stay over there and we'll be all good.

Why aren't you in my game, you should be. You are amazing. X3

[notintehkitchen]

[Mr. Hawk=Sniper! It makes total sense! ... At least to Pyro.]

Mrrphh mnnnfph hudda mnnnn!

(Translation: It's too late now!)

[And HERE'S PYRO! Good thing your fast Scout, but will your terror of the masked individual be able to keep your legs moving or will your feet be rooted to the ground in horror?]