New Meet the Pyro video

[bring_the_beatdown]

No way mun! I was not scared. It ain't even like that. Look, right after the camera cut I got that creepy mutant but good. He didn't even see it comin, I was just like WHAM and then POW and then he's on tha ground and I'm standin' over him.

See mun? I had it handled.

I don't know why you think I was scared, cuz lady, I ain't scared of nothing. Ya hear me? NOTHING.

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[bring_the_beatdown]

Wait ..bubbles? Hold on a sec, what are we talkin' about?

[Cute girl plus bubbles? COUNT HIM IN.]

[notintehkitchen]

I blew bubbles at you while you were wearing a diaper. You were pretending to be a baby, it was funny.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Wait you're...

Wait a minute wait a minute.

You're Pyro?!?!




You're a chick?!

[notintehkitchen]

....

Well, yes. I guess I'm a girl. Usually my mun makes me hide that I am though.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Dude! Why the hell do you see everything in freakin rainbows?

[Come on. Those make him cry.]

[notintehkitchen]

Because rainbows are cute? If fire looked looked like rainbows it would even be cuter then it already is.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Fire is not cute. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[notintehkitchen]

It is cute! It's at least as cute as Jell-O!

[Who's Jell-O? That would be her brain slug that pops out of the neck of her suit with a squeak and stares at Scout with two lifeless little beady eyes.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

What the hell IS that?

Dude, get it away.

[notintehkitchen]

It's my brain slug for outer space! I found him hiding in Engineer's dispenser during a battle one day. Isn't he cute?

[bring_the_beatdown]

It looks like snot. That thing is alive?

[notintehkitchen]

It doesn't look like snot! It looks like Jell-O--and of course it's alive! Go ahead, touch it!

[bring_the_beatdown]

I am so not touching something you just hacked up.

You're really fuckin' gross you know that?

[notintehkitchen]

I didn't hack it up. It's an alien. Don't you watch sci-fi movies?

I'm not gross. I bathe the most out of the entire team and don't reek of body odor.

[bring_the_beatdown]

I watch lots of movies. I just ain't always paying attention to 'em because I usually have some hot chick next to me just begging for some of this next to her.

[Keep dreaming Scout.]

So what, it's an alien you keep as a pet and it lives in your suit. That's kinda foul.

[notintehkitchen]

...

Somehow if there is a 'chick' involved, I have a feeling it's Spy in disguise playing a trick on you.

[No one believes you.]

Usually I keep it on top of my head but I suppose he is cold and decided to snuggle up in my chest.

[bring_the_beatdown]

No way! I'd know. And that's disgusting.

You are getting grosser by the minute.

I assume BLU Would hit on Miss Pauling too if thats not ok let me know. ^^;;

[notintehkitchen]

How would you know if he played the part of the girl? He's French so he's already rather feminine.

[That causes her to hiss.]

I'm not gross. This is normal for me. I don't go around calling you gross for hitting on the higher ups.

He'd hit on anyone except the Administrator probably. XD

[bring_the_beatdown]

Oh so your watchin' me work my magic an' wishin' it was you? Sorry mumbles, I don't date anyone with muscles bigger than mine.

[Watch him flex. Oh how impressive.]

xD Yeah no creepy old bitch for him.

[notintehkitchen]

[That causes her to blush. Why does Scout think he's God's gift to women?]

I never see your magic work and I doubt you could get it to work on me.

[The biggest shame is if Scout didn't have such an annoying mouth and was a little kinder she might think he was just the slightest bit cute. Their closer in age then the rest of the team is anyway so in a sense, she feels she can understand him better or relate to his interests more.]

And I know I'm ugly, I did it on purpose because I had to be free. I have no regrets that I'm covered in burn scars.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Sister, I could get it to work on anyone.

[Smug grin? Yeah, smug grin time.]

You ain't ugly. Yer pretty cute if you weren't freakin' insane and lighting people on fire.

[notintehkitchen]

Anyone? Prove it.

[Oh God, ok maybe she is blushing so obviously now it's not even funny.

Shoving her gloved hands over her cheeks, she looks away shyly.]

I'm cute?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Prove it? I don't gotta prove anything to you. Besides, yer a RED! Who knows what you like, bunch of losers.

[Oh that's sure to get her to like him. yep. Work it Scout.]

Sure you are. Well not in the whole suit thing you've got going on, but I could get behind that.

Perfect for each other, both have the mentality of a child.

[notintehkitchen]

If we're losers, why do we win all the time?

[DOES NOT TRANSLATE FROM ENGLISH TO JAPANESE WELL.

DOES NOT COMPUTE, WARNING: DOES NOT COMPUTE.]

Get behind that? What does that mean?

Seriously. <3

[bring_the_beatdown]

Nuh-uh! We totally stomp you guys! Maybe you can't see it through all tha unicorns and floating hamsters but we win all the time!

It means -- uh -- well

[Oh, having to actually explain his vulgar innuendo? Not a chance. In fact he might be turning just a little red.]

Nevermind what it means.