Second Try

[amon_fire]

 Dear Mun...

Uh... sorry the original post got deleted. I didn't know I had to talk to you. Just, y'know... you're kind of lame. Didn't... didn't really want to talk to you.

But, uh, I guess this gives me a second chance to... to do that... comedy thing I do. So, uh...

Yeah.

Anyway, I'd love to stay and chat, but, uh...

AMON a tight schedule!

...

Did... Did you get it?

Amon?

I'm on?

... You suck, mun.

XOXO,
Amon

Comments

[stillshinigami]

[Pitches rotten tomato. He has great aim.]

Get off the stage!

[amon_fire]

[Easily avoids the tomato. He has great anything.]

Okay. So, uh...

A lot of people think the leader of the Wolfbats is a bad guy...

[stillshinigami]

[He share the tomatoes with the rest of the audience and they all throw at once.]

[amon_fire]

[Holy crap, they have an audience? Amon didn't see that coming. Bloodbending is one thing, but tomatos? Those are hard to deal with. Despite all of this, he still continues with his stand-up.]

But... He's not so bad...

Once you get Tahno him!

[mistifies]

Heeeeh~? Stuck with an unfun mun. Poor you!

[amon_fire]

Yeah, it sucks. This guy, he... like, he sucks, y'know?

[becametheseneschal]

.... You are a queer person.

[Mun, why are you laughing? That's totally the word you use to describe something strange, right?]

[amon_fire]

Hey.

I don't swing that way, man. Don't... don't go hating.

[becametheseneschal]

I meant you are strange.

[amon_fire]

Alright, good, cause...

Y'know, I'm not... gay. Probably. I've never, like... had any urges...

Don't think so.

[cloudborne]

Why do you continuously persist in such folly is beyond me. You are terrible minstrel in every sense of the word.

[amon_fire]

I'm not a... s-shut up.

[cloudborne]

How rude!

[amon_fire]

You're the one who's rude... jerk.

[tonewlengths]

I don't get it.

[amon_fire]

Well, see, my name's Amon, and...

... That's the joke.

[tonewlengths]

Ohhhhh. Um... Good try!

[amon_fire]

... That's actually better than what I'm used to hearing so, y'know... thanks.

[shelteredelementalist]

[asodfijiofg] I hope this isn't your fallback career choice.

[amon_fire]

Oh, hey, it's 'Miss Throw Icicles At Me When I Save Her From, Uh'...

Er, the nickname's kind of wordy. I'm not... a Nicknamebender.

...

Get it?

[shelteredelementalist]

...[Actually a little speechless. WHAT AMON. WHAT.]

What-- that!

You did NOT save me in the least bit! You just- timing!

[amon_fire]

Oh! Oh! See? This hostility is why I'm doing the whole revolution thing. You guys are... you're mean, and you don't laugh at my jokes.

You're all dicks.

[smackdownsoup]

Should we continue where we left off?

[As much as Comedy Amon was kind of a dick, Shiro would prefer if he didn't get offed by the finale or the whims of the internet.]

[amon_fire]

Huh?

Oh, hey, uh...

... You. What's up? Doing some commentatin'?

[smackdownsoup]

Something like that. It's one day until the finale and possibly my last day on the job. Who knows if they'll replace me for the 'previously on'? Or, worse, if I get killed to show how bad the fighting is!