Second Try

[amon_fire]

 Dear Mun...

Uh... sorry the original post got deleted. I didn't know I had to talk to you. Just, y'know... you're kind of lame. Didn't... didn't really want to talk to you.

But, uh, I guess this gives me a second chance to... to do that... comedy thing I do. So, uh...

Yeah.

Anyway, I'd love to stay and chat, but, uh...

AMON a tight schedule!

...

Did... Did you get it?

Amon?

I'm on?

... You suck, mun.

XOXO,
Amon

Comments

[amon_fire]

Alright, good, cause...

Y'know, I'm not... gay. Probably. I've never, like... had any urges...

Don't think so.

[becametheseneschal]

You're not happy?

[Mun, seriously, stop laughing.]

[amon_fire]

Look, man, just because I'm a ruthless terrorist doesn't mean I'm not happy. I'm just mister... sunshine and giggles.

[becametheseneschal]

Then what did you mean?

[amon_fire]

Y'know, man, gay, like... like when a dude likes another dude.

Or a girl likes a girl. That's hot.

[becametheseneschal]

Oh...

That explains why Ser Mun was laughing at me.

[amon_fire]

Why, does it have to do with lesbians?

[becametheseneschal]

She said it was my "ye Old English" way of speaking.

[amon_fire]

It should've been about lesbians.

[becametheseneschal]

....

[amon_fire]

...

So, are you, like, a knight, or...?

[becametheseneschal]

I was but a simple fisherman until I became an Arisen.

[amon_fire]

Oh.

[Damn it. There goes his knight joke. Come on, Amon, you can do this; remember those improv classes...]

Sounds like you were having a reel good time.

This guy makes me want to watch Legend of Korra

[becametheseneschal]

Chasing after a dragon to reclaim my heart is not what I consider to be a good time.

[Gwen, you don't have to be so serious all the time.]

((He's nothing like this in the show. This is a joke based off of a meme based off of screenshots))

[amon_fire]

Oh.

...

See, 'reel' is a thing you use for fishing, and, uh... 'real' is... yeah...

Aw, too bad. I should still get around to watching though.

[becametheseneschal]

I know what a reel is.

You should. It's pretty much the best thing ever.

[amon_fire]

Oh.

I was just, y'know, clarifying 'cause... you weren't laughing.

[becametheseneschal]

Your jests are weak.

[Brutally honest, much?]

[amon_fire]

Man, f-forget you. My friends think I'm funny.

[becametheseneschal]

My apologies, then.

[amon_fire]

Yeah, you'd better apologize.

Mr. Amon coming to your house in a big-ass blimp. Gonna fire-bomb you.

With bombs.

[becametheseneschal]

[Raises one eyebrow.]

[amon_fire]

You heard me.