Second Try

[amon_fire]

 Dear Mun...

Uh... sorry the original post got deleted. I didn't know I had to talk to you. Just, y'know... you're kind of lame. Didn't... didn't really want to talk to you.

But, uh, I guess this gives me a second chance to... to do that... comedy thing I do. So, uh...

Yeah.

Anyway, I'd love to stay and chat, but, uh...

AMON a tight schedule!

...

Did... Did you get it?

Amon?

I'm on?

... You suck, mun.

XOXO,
Amon

Comments

[amon_fire]

Oh! Oh! See? This hostility is why I'm doing the whole revolution thing. You guys are... you're mean, and you don't laugh at my jokes.

You're all dicks.

[shelteredelementalist]

Well maybe you should tell better jokes!

[amon_fire]

No, you...

[Oh, dang. You've flustered Comedian Amon, one of the easiest things to do ever.]

I...

All I ever wanted was to make people laugh at my jokes. That and to wage a ruthless campaign of destruction against benders for shady, mysterious reasons. Why are you constantly crushing my dreams? You're like my dad before he got killed by that firebender.

Just... Just a massive killjoy.

[shelteredelementalist]

[Just casually raaaaaises an eyebrow.] Yeeeah you should really look in to better professions.

[amon_fire]

You should look into better sense of humor.

[shelteredelementalist]

You should look in to a FACE!

[amon_fire]

...

That is a sensitive topic. I don't make fun of your messed-up love life and your failures at airbending.