Second Try

[amon_fire]

 Dear Mun...

Uh... sorry the original post got deleted. I didn't know I had to talk to you. Just, y'know... you're kind of lame. Didn't... didn't really want to talk to you.

But, uh, I guess this gives me a second chance to... to do that... comedy thing I do. So, uh...

Yeah.

Anyway, I'd love to stay and chat, but, uh...

AMON a tight schedule!

...

Did... Did you get it?

Amon?

I'm on?

... You suck, mun.

XOXO,
Amon

Comments

[amon_fire]

[... Seriously? That bumbler? The guy can't stand up to a lone Polar Bear Dog.]

I dunno, man, I just, like, told people what I thought.

[smackdownsoup]

Your gift's not comedy, it's managing to survive so long as a leader without getting yourself killed.

[Comedy Amon, it is Shiro's professional opinion that you are dumb as a brick.]

[amon_fire]

Actually, my gift if the ability to strip benders of their imperfection.

Also, I can pain with my toes.

[smackdownsoup]

At least, for our new leader, you don't seem particularly malevolent.

[amon_fire]

Meh. Not yet.

[smackdownsoup]

Not yet?

[amon_fire]

Give it a few weeks. I'll start bombing people at random.

[smackdownsoup]

You what?!

[NEVER MIND, THIS AMON CAN DIE IN THE FINALE]

[amon_fire]

What?

Not, like, because I hate them, or anything. I just get bored, y'know?

[smackdownsoup]

You're worse than Tarrlok!

[amon_fire]

Whoa, dude. Low blow.