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dear_mun2012-01-19 09:26 am
whiskeyfinaldestination) wrote in dear_mun2012-01-19 09:26 am
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See? That's exactly what I'm talking about, bro. Women are distracting. You're not getting any work done, and for what? Clear your mind and don't even go down that road.
Trust me, I know what happens. You know what happens if you do? BAM, they steal your man-onnaise for their experiments and soon we'll be obsolete. Did you know that top feminist scientists are already working on phasing men out of existence?! Scary shit, man. I'm serious, there's some kind of way now that they can extract bone marrow from a woman and like... Chem-fem-reverse-bio-engineer it to get a viable Y chromosome. You know what this means, don't you?
Women can get each other pregnant now.
That was the last line of defense we had as men, but now that's come crumbling down too! These truly are the final days, brother. The feminists are rallying their forces and getting ready to strike. So stay on guard and keep away from bitches.
Also, what the hell do you mean "homeless"? I have at least four homes, thank you.
Trust me, I know what happens. You know what happens if you do? BAM, they steal your man-onnaise for their experiments and soon we'll be obsolete. Did you know that top feminist scientists are already working on phasing men out of existence?! Scary shit, man. I'm serious, there's some kind of way now that they can extract bone marrow from a woman and like... Chem-fem-reverse-bio-engineer it to get a viable Y chromosome. You know what this means, don't you?
Women can get each other pregnant now.
That was the last line of defense we had as men, but now that's come crumbling down too! These truly are the final days, brother. The feminists are rallying their forces and getting ready to strike. So stay on guard and keep away from bitches.
Also, what the hell do you mean "homeless"? I have at least four homes, thank you.
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It all makes sense now...
So you're saying they're running a puppet government to keep us in the dark?!
PPPPFFFT ILU.
Well, yeah. You know who holds the purse strings when people get married right? Guess who approves the President's funding? If you guessed the First Lady...
[Please, please understand that Josh is teasing you.]
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Oh shit! You're right! This is bad, man, real bad... We don't know how deep this rabbit hole goes! I thought for sure America would hold out longer. I mean America is where bourbon comes from, the manliest alcohol that exists!
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[Joshua, you're having entirely too much fun with this.]
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Oh man, this could lead to a second civil war...