i ain't even sorry

[butwhytho]

New York City is under my protection, Mundane. Whatever.

I'm pretty sure I'd be informed if some alien god tried to take over it.

It's not like I can afford to jet off to Monaco and fly back home in my super special alloy suit.

Get rid of those images of me crying. There's nothing funny about it.

I don't know what an Avenger is, lady, but if you keep laughing at all those little pictures of me crying? Someone's going to have to avenge you.

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[gammabruce]

[Ahem.] Sorry, who are you again?

[butwhytho]

Peter Parker. But, apparently, it doesn't matter trying to hide in this...whatever this place is...I'm Spider-Man.

[gammabruce]

Nope. Never heard of you. How do you know about the Avengers Initiative?

[butwhytho]

[Aw, he sad faces.]

Who hasn't? It's all over the place.

[gammabruce]

...Right. [Who watches tv? Seriously.]

[butwhytho]

Yeah, so...either stay away from the Big Apple or invite me next time. It's kind of like using the toilet in my house and not flushing it.

Not even a Spider-Man t-shirt. Not a single one.

forgive me c:

[medicalhell]

Wah, wah, wah. Go back to your cave Spiderman.

you are forgiven, thank you for blessing this post so beautifully

[butwhytho]

Bats live in caves.

You're looking for the "DC" tag, not this one.

:O

[medicalhell]

Same thing tight suit. Why don't you run into your mother's chest and cry like the bouncy hair girl you are.

( Perry rubs his nose and crosses his arms. Ah making fun of superheroes is fun. )

[butwhytho]

My mother is dead, so...I can't.

[FORLORN LOOK but he's not about to scream and smack a sidekick like Batman would. Try harder, Cox.

haha cox

it's funny, because it sounds like cocks]

[medicalhell]

My gosh, I'm sorry.

( Serious then he laughs. )

Please tell me that your kidding, trying to get me to be nicer by using your mother's death as a scape-goat. I can be a real big ass here and tell you my father used to beat me upside the head with bottles of paint thinner whenever I cried to him, but I won't. That's just cheap.

( Perry then pulls out a stack of cards. Saying things like Cox sounds like cocks is just too much. )

I'm going to give you cards that say man. Each time you do something girly, you lose one until you turn into a full blown vagina.

[butwhytho]

[raincoatruinedit]

You do know there's more than one force protecting New York, kid.

[NYPD detective, here. Bit insulted.]

[butwhytho]

[Don't be! Peter loves the men in blue and the firefighters!]

Of course I do! I just meant on, uh...on this whole "Avenger" level.

[raincoatruinedit]

I got one sharing this guy's headspace. Looks like me. It's weird.

[butwhytho]

[...oh no.]

I think they call that "same face syndrome" or something along those lines.

[raincoatruinedit]

Still weird. Still, I like the guy.

So, you're in the superhero business, huh?

[butwhytho]

You could say that. You've never heard of Spider-Man?

[hulk]

Well, there was a little bit of craziness going on, so. Possibly yours got lost in the mail, or. I don't really know S.H.I.E.L.D. protocol with this sort of thing, so.

[butwhytho]

I know that it's copyright issues, I do. But of all the other cities in the entire world...it's really insulting.

Couldn't resist.

[doesnotsparkle]

You would bring no such harm to a lady, would you Parker?

no one can resist spider-man!!!!

[butwhytho]

She's not really a lady.

Of of course not.

[doesnotsparkle]

Then what would she be Parker? Even a streetwalker is a lady in her own rights.

[butwhytho]

I'm...sorry. Do I know you?

[doesnotsparkle]

In another life perhaps you do. Maybe you have forgotten me already I will not be upset by this and simply wish you a good day.

[ooc; Morbius was a character in the old 90's spiderman that's what I play him off of but with Colin Farrell as his PB sorry for the confusion~♥]